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Cell Phone Profile w/ Bad Bunny, Pete Holmes & Martin Freeman

Cell Phone Profile w/ Bad Bunny, Pete Holmes & Martin Freeman


♪ “CELLPHONE PROFILE” ♪
>>James: LET’S HAVE A LOOK AT THE CLUES. THE FIRST CLUE IS A SONG. THIS IS A SONG RECENTLY PLAYED
ON THIS CELL PHONE. LET’S HAVE A LOOK. WHAT IS IT? “ON THE ROAD AGAIN” BY WILLIE
NELSON. PETE? ( UGHTER )
>>YOU COME TO ME BECAUSE YOU KNOW I’M ON THE ROAD.>>James: WHY WERE YOU
LISTENING TO THIS SONG?>>BECAUSE I’M ON THE ROAD, I’M
A TOURING GUY, HE LOOKS LIKE JESUS.>>SOMETIMES I SMOKE ENOUGH
WEED, I THINK I SEE WILLIE NELSON, AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO
HEAR HIM AS WELL. I THROW ON A LITTLE “ON THE ROAD
AGAIN.” ♪ JUST CAN’T WAIT TO GET ON THE
ROAD ♪ ♪ ON THE ROAD AGAIN ♪
♪ OH, MAKING MUSIC WITH MY VERY SPECIAL FRIEND ♪
>>James: OKAY, I’M NOT COMPLETELY CONVINCED. BAD BUNNY, WHY WERE YOU
LISTENING TO “ON THE ROAD AGAIN” BY WILLIE NELSON.>>OH, I LOVE THAT SONG. I PREFER THE REMIX, BUT I LOVE
THAT SONG.>>James: I DON’T KNOW IF I
KNOW THE REMIX. WHO REMIXED IT? DO YOU KNOW?>>UH, I THINK IT’S WITH — I
DON’T KNOW. ( LAUGHTER )
I LOVE IT.>>James: SO YOU LIKE IT. HOW DOES THIS SONG GO, BAD
BUNNY? ♪ UNDER. — ON THE. ROAD. AGAIN ♪
>>James: OKAY. SEE, MARTIN FREEMAN IS LAUGHING. HE’S LAUGHING BECAUSE HE KNOWS
THIS IS ALL A CHARADE BECAUSE IT’S YOUR PHONE! AND WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO
WILLIE NELSON’S “ON THE ROAD AGAIN”?>>IT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS
AND IT’S BEEN PLAYED BY MANY PEOPLE BUT I THINK HIS VERSION
IS THE BEST.>>James: HIS VERSION IS THE
BEST?>>YEAH.>>James: DO YOU LISTEN TO A
LOT OF WILLIE NELSON?>>WHY ARE YOU STANDING SO CLOSE
TO ME.>>James: SORRY. THERE WAS NO NEED TO BE
CLOSE. I LISTEN TO A LOT OF WILLIE
NELSON.>>WHAT OTHERS DO YOU LIKE? ALL THE BIG ONES. CAN YOU THINK OF ANY MORE
RIGHT NOW?>>WHAT, TO SAY OUT LOUD? YEAH. ( LAUGHTER )
>>BACK OFF THE TOUR AGAIN. ( LAUGHTER )
>>SO.>>James: SO YOU LIKE “ON THE
ROAD AGAIN” AND “BACK OFF THE TOUR AGAIN.”>>THAT’S IT. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: LET’S HAVE A LOOK AT THE SECOND CLUE. THE SECOND CLUE IS A TEXT
MESSAGE. ONE OF YOU SENT IT SAYING,
“AFTER WHAT JUST HAPPENED I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO CHURCH.” WHAT HAPPENED, BAD BUNNY? YOU RECEIVED THIS TEXT. THIS TEXT WAS RECEIVED TO YOUR
PHONE, OKAY, SENT TO YOUR PHONE. WHAT HAPPENED? WHY DID YOU NEED TO GO TO
CHURCH?>>THAT’S MOM TEXT AFTER SHE
HEAR MY ALBUM. MY NEW ALBUM, YEAH. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: TO BE CLEAR — TO BE CLEAR — TO BE CLEAR, YOU’RE
SAYING YOUR MOTHER LISTENED TO YOUR ALBUM, AND SHE THOUGHT,
I’VE GOT TO TEXT MY SON SAYING, AFTER WHAT JUST HAPPENED, I
THINK WE SHOULD GO TO CHURCH. ( LAUGHTER )
( SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ) ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: THE ALBUM’S BIG. I’M IN PROBLEM WITH MY MOM
AND MY GRANDMA AND MY WHOLE FAMILY.>>James: WHY IS THIS? WHAT’S THE PROBLEM?>>BECAUSE THERE’S A LOT OF HARD
SONGS, YOU KNOW.>>James: YEAH. YOU KNOW, WHAT I MEAN, HARD?>>James: SO YOU’RE TALKING
ABOUT THE EXPLICIT NATURE OF THE MUSIC.>>YEAH, THE EXPLICIT, YOU KNOW,
THE CONTENT.>>James: YEAH, I KNOW WHAT
YOU’RE SAYING.>>I LOVE YOU, MOM. WE’RE GOING TO CHURCH THIS
MONDAY. SUNDAY. SUNDAY. YEAH, YEAH. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: I HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING. YOU’RE NOT A BAD BUNNY, YOU’RE A
NAUGHTY BUNNY!>>YEAH. I AM.>>James: PETE HOLMES. THAT’S MY FOOT!>>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
ABOUT IT.>>I’M GOING TO GIGGLE.>>James: PETE HOLMES, GET
YOUR HANDS OFF ME! WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THIS TEXT? WHY’D YOU NEED TO GO TO
CHURCH?>>AFTER WHAT HAPPENED, WE
SHOULD GO TO CHURCH. WHAT HAPPENED IS MY WIFE AND I
REALIZED THAT IT WAS SUNDAY. SHE SAID, IS IT SUNDAY? I SAID, IT FEELS LIKE A
SATURDAY, THE WAY IT SORT OF CASUALLY AND EASY. AND SHE SAID, NO, EASY IS SUNDAY
MORNING. AND I SAID, OH, NO, THE LORD!>>James: YEAH, AND THEN SHE
THOUGHT, LET ME STOP THIS CONVERSATION AND TEXT YOU.>>YES. WE SOMETIMES PLAY A GAME WHERE
WE TEXT EVEN THOUGH WE LIVE TOGETHER.>>James: DO YOU REALLY? AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO?>>James: GO ON. WE THROW ON SOME WILLIE
NELSON. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: MARTIN FREEMAN, YOU DON’T STRIKE ME AS NECESSARILY A
CHURCHGOER. WHAT HAPPENED? WHY DID YOU NEED TO GO TO
CHURCH?>>YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE
THOSE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE AND IT GETS QUITE
BRUTAL WHERE GOSSIP TURNS INTO SOMETHING A BIT MORE CRUEL.>>James: RIGHT. AND WE WERE HAVING A — A
FRIEND OF MIND AND I WERE HAVING A SLIGHTLY DRUNKEN CONVERSATION
ABOUT A BRITISH PERSON WHOM WE BOTH KNOW, ACTUALLY —
>>James: I THINK I KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT ( LAUGHTER )
>>AND I THOUGHT, I NEED A WASH.>>James: YOU NEED TO GO TO
CHURCH.>>WELL, I SAID THINGS I
SHOULDN’T HAVE SAID. I SAID THINGS THAT WERE BAD IS
THAT AND NOW YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO CHURCH.>>YES, I DID.>>James: YOU WENT TO CHURCH? I OCCASIONALLY GO TO CHURCH.>>James: WHICH CHURCH? ST. PATRICK’S IN SOHO SQUARE.>>James: SEE, YOU KNOW AND I
KNOW THAT I DON’T KNOW WHETHER THAT’S REAL OR NOT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
LET’S MOVE ON TO THE THIRD CLU WHICH IS A PHOTO. LET’S SEE THE PHOTO. OKAY, WE HAVE A PICTURE OF
SOMETHING CALLED “HANGOVER HELPER.” PETE HOLMES, WHY WERE YOU HUNG
OVER? WHY DID YOU NEED HELP WITH A
HANGOVER?>>I CAN SEE WHY IT WOULD LOOK
LIKE I WAS BUYING HANGOVER HELPER. IT WAS ONE OF THE THINGS WHERE
MY WIFE VAL — YOU KNOW VAL –>>James: WELL —
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT.>>James: CARRY ON! SHE SENT ME TO THE STORE,
CLASSIC BUMBLING HUSBAND, GET SOME HAMBURGER HELPER, AND I
SENT HER THAT AND I SAID THIS? JUST THE SORT OF STUFF YOU WOULD
EXPECT KEVIN JAMES TO BE DOING. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: BAD BUNNY, WAS IT YOU WHO HAD THE HANGOVER? WHY DID YOU NEED THE HANGOVER
HELPER?>>YOU KNOW, I DON’T REMEMBER
ANYTHING. ( LAUGHTER )
I JUST KNOW THAT THIS PILL, THAT PILL SAVED MY LIFE. ( LAUGHTER )
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A CRAZY NIGHT. I DON’T REMEMBER ANYTHING.>>James: WHERE WERE YOU THAT
NIGHT?>>OH, I THINK THE DOMINICAN
REPUBLIC.>>James: OKAY, YOU THINK THE
DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. ( LAUGHT )
>>THAT DOESN’T LOOK F.D.A. APPROVED. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: MARTIN FREEMAN, HI. TOO MUCH COMMUNION WINE AT
CHURCH? IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED HERE?>>NO.>>James: YOU’RE VERY BUTCH,
AREN’T YOU, IN THIS?>>AM I?>>James: YOU SEEM VERY BUTCH. GET VERY CLOSE.>>James: ANSWER THE QUESTION! THIS WAS ACTUALLY AFTER,
SOUNDS LIKE BRAGGING, BUT IT WAS AFTER AN AWARDS SHOW.>>James: OKAY. AND I GOT VERY, VERY DRUNK
AND MADE A SLIGHT FOOL OF MYSELF. I GOT SILLY, SO THE NEXT DAY THE
PERSON I WAS WITH I TEXTED THEM SAYING WE BOTH NEED THIS. IT’S NOT VERY EXCITING. IT SOUNDS LIKE A BRAG. I’M SORRY. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: OKAY. LET’S RECAP THE CLUES. WE HAVE THE WILLIE NELSON SONG,
WE HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGE ABOUT GOING TO
CHURCH AND A PHOTO OF HANGOVER HELPER. LAUGH I THINK THESE ITEMS BELONG
TO MARTIN FREEMAN. OKAY? WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE
PLEASE STEP FORWARD? ( DRUM ROLL )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I NEVER GET IT! WE’LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF “THE
LATE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )

100 thoughts on “Cell Phone Profile w/ Bad Bunny, Pete Holmes & Martin Freeman”

  1. I like bad bunny and all but fuck man what up with that clothing bro. You literally representing all Puerto Rico and all the Latino America.

  2. Bad bunny breaking records and now his the late late show and tonight Show with Jimmy fallon . His new Album is great . Que viva Puerto rico .

  3. I don't know why Cordon thinks it's funny to watch people yell or get mad or be rude as a joke. Facetious discomfort is only funny if done with humor. Just discomfort alone isn't enjoyable or funny.

  4. Instead of yielding to their lusts, breeding like rabbits, producing chemical foods to feed their increasing generation, why not be chaste, battling against lusts, living in loving communion? Tolstoy On the Importance of the Upcoming Moral Revolution

  5. Oh my goodness my baby Bad Bunny in the late show. Hey, James do carpool karaoke with bad bunny b-a-b-yay❤🐰😘

  6. he's not close, it's his tummy; his belly reaches its own conclusions at its own radius: so rude to say 'close'.

  7. Bad bunny bay bay bay bay bay beh!! Gotta say I'm a little shocked at the Willie Nelson in his playlist.

  8. LMFAOOOOO I knew it was Benito after that text and that hangover cure? those saps were definitely not going to be the ones taking it 💀

  9. Is it just me or was it obvious to anyone else that it was BB’s phone? Not based on anything he said, but just the contents of the phone.

  10. I love James and his show but why do people in TV show keep saying stupid things about Dominican Republic? I mean cause its the Dominican Republic we can only have non FDA approved medications? Please!!

  11. Are they supposed to act as suspicious as possible to throw James off or are they really trying to convinve James it is their phone?

  12. Jeames corden,ceo of making the guest feel uncomfortable😂just thought this was funny,dont hate me😌

  13. Martin Freeman's blue pants and black tux is making me wonder whether that was on purpose or an accident..

  14. I looooved this! Can we have a movie with all these people dressed as bunnies 🐰 hahaha ☺️ Too cute. James’s energy is so kind, everyone was comfortable, so fun to watch.

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