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Cell Phone Profile w/ Charlie Day, Regina Hall & Eugene Levy

Cell Phone Profile w/ Charlie Day, Regina Hall & Eugene Levy


THE FIRST CLUE IS A SONG. MAY WE SEE THE SONG? IT WAS THE LAST SONG BLADE ON
ONE OF THESE THREE PEOPLE’S PHONES. IT’S THE SONG “I WISH” BY
SKEE-LO. WHICH ONE OF THESE THREE? ( LAUGHTER )
LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO “I WISH” BY
SKEE-LO. ( LAUGHTER )
BIG SKE E-LO FAN?>>I LOVE SKEE-LO. I LOVE A GOOD TUNE, I LOVE A
GOOD LYRIC, BUT –>>James: WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE
LYRICS OF “I WISH” THAT YOU LOVE THE MOST?>>WELL, HERE’S THE FIRST THING
THAT I LOVE — THE FIRST TWO WORDS OF HIS LYRIC ARE IN THE
TITLE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>YEAH. WHICH IS REALLY SOMETHING. “WHY WISH.”>>James: REGINA. TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY
MOUTH RIGHT THERE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: IF I WERE TO SAY TO YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIG FAN
OF THIS SONG, SO IF I SAID TO YOU I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT —
>>YEAH. OH, NO. YEAH. YEAH.>>James: YOU KNOW THE LYRIC. YEAH.>>James: I WISH I WAS A
LITTLE BIT –>>YES. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: EUGENE, HELP ME OUT, YOU KNOW IT. I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT —
>>TALLER.>>James: THERE YOU GO. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YOU’RE THE ONLY PERSON WEARING HEELS TONIGHT.>>MM-HMM.>>James: WHICH MEANS YOU’RE
THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOES WISH SHE WAS A LITTLE BIT TALLER. ( LAUGHTER )
>>UNTRUE.>>James: UNTRUE. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>THREE MORE INCHES, REALLY,
ANYWHERE WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: YOU A BIG FAN OF THIS SONG? YOU’RE A BIG SKEE-LO GUY, AREN’T
YOU?>>OF COURSE.>>James: WHAT OTHER SKEE-LO
SONGS DO YOU LOVE LISTENING TO, CHARLIE?>>OH, MAN — “MY FRESH RIDE .” IS THAT WIS THAT ONE? “JIGGY WITH IT.” ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: OKAY, SOME COMPELLING ANSWERS. LET’S MOVE TO THE NEXT CLUE. THE SECOND CLUE IS A TEXT
MESSAGE. THIS IS A TEXT MESSAGE THAT CAME
INTO THE PHONE AND IT SAID “BIRDS NEST ON THE BEACH REMINDS
US OF Y’ALL.” AND THERE’S A REPLY OF “THEY
WERE DELICIOUS OCEAN BIRDS! BE SURE TO TRY THOSE TAOS RATS!”
( LAUGHTER ) REGINA, WHO WAS THIS TEXT
CONVERSATION WITH?>>THAT WAS A YUMMY CONVERSATION
WITH A VERY CLOSE FORMER FRIEND.>>James: FORMER FRIEND. WHY A FORMER FRIEND? WHAT HAPPENED?>>WE WERE FIGHTING OVER BIRDS,
HONESTLY.>>James: YOU WERE FIGHTING
OVER BIRDS.>>YES.>>James: SO WHICH ONE OF YOU
HERE, DID YOU SEND — ARE YOU SAYING THE BIRDS NESTS REMINDS
YOU OF THEM OR YOU ARE THE RESPONSE?>>YES, ABSOLUTELY. I AM THAT. THAT RIGHT THERE.>>James: EUGENE, WHAT WAS
HAPPENING HERE? WHAT WAS HAPPENING HERE WITH
THESE BIRDS ON THE BEACH, EUGENE? WHAT WAS HAPPENING?>>WOW, THAT WAS CLOSE
( LAUGHTER )>>YEAH.>>James: I’VE GOT VERY
SLIPPERY SHOES. ( LAUGHTER )
>>HERE’S THE DEAL, I WAS ACTUALLY WALKING ON A BEACH WITH
MY WIFE AND TEXTING SOME VERY GOOD FRIENDS OF OURS WHO HAPPEN
TO COME FROM YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS IN A LITTLE HAMLET OUTSIDE
LONDON, WHO HAPPENED TO BE VACATIONING IN TAOS. WE TEAR AN APPETITE FOR
DIFFERENT KINDS OF FOODS, AND THE RATS THEY’RE REFERRING TO
ARE VERY POPULAR IN TAOS. I HAVE SAMPLED THE RAT THERE.>>James: REALLY. HONESTLY, I’M NOT A BIG FAN
OF IT BECAUSE THEY UNDERCOOK. BUT OCEAN BIRDS, I LOVE. TO BE HONEST, IF YOU HAVEN’T
TRIED PELICAN –>>James: NO, I HAVE NOT. ( LAUGHTER )
>>WELL, NOT THE POUCH.>>James: NO. THAT’S VERY CHEWY. THE REALITY IS THIS WAS A TEXT
WITH OUR FRIENDS TALKING ABOUT THE FOOD THAT WE’VE SAMPLED
TOGETHER IN TAOS.>>THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
TACOS. THEY’RE TACO RATS. YOU ROLL THEM IN A TACO.>>THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT ANY MORE
PALATABLE, I DON’T THINK.>>IT’S GOOD, IF YOU TRY IT.>>James: CHARLES. THAT WAS ACTUALLY TACO RATS. I WAS TRYING TO SAY TO MY
ORNOTHOLOGIST PROFESSOR.>>James: WHAT’S — YOU CALLED
YOUR ORNOTHOLOGIST PROFESSOR “Y’ALL.”>>THAT’S RIGHT, THE PROVERBIAL
“Y’ALL.”>>James: HOW LONG HAVE YOU
KNOWN THIS PROFESSOR?>>SINCE COLLEGE.>>James: RIGHT, AND REMIND ME
OF HIS NAME AGAIN?>>GARY —
>>James: GARY. PROFESSOR GARY BUSEY!>>James: PROFESSOR GARY
BUSEY — ( APPLAUSE )
YOU’RE STILL TEXTING HIM NOW WHEN HE WAS YOUR PROFESSOR FROM
COLLEGE.>>YEAH, YEAH — MAN, I — I OWE
HIM MONEY. I OWE HIM A LOT OF MONEY, AND
I’M JUST TRYING TO, LIKE –>>James: WHAT DID YOU OWE HIM
MONEY FOR?>>HE’S GARY BUSEY, MAN! WE GOT INTO TROUBLE, THE ACTOR,
NOT THE PROFESSOR, AND I STUDIED BIRD LAW. FANS KNOW THAT.>>I KNEW THAT. ( LAUGHTER )
>>ARE THERE OTHER THINGS TO TALK ABOUT?>>James: LET’S MOVE ON TO THE
THIRD CLUE. THE THIRD CLUE IS A PICTURE. LET’S SEE THE PICTURE. THE PICTURE WAS TAKEN BY THE
PHONE OR SENT. LOOK AT THAT. A VERY BEAUTIFUL DRESS THAT I
THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE WOULD SUIT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF OUR
CONTESTANTS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
REGINA –>>UM…>>James: REGINA —
YES.>>James: REGINA —
YES.>>James: TALK ME THROUGH THIS
DRESS.>>THAT — THAT DRESS WAS
STOLEN, ACTUALLY. ( LAUGHTER )
I TOOK THAT DRESS FROM LIZA MINELLI WHEN I WAS IN
NEW YORK — BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WENT TO FORDHAM —
>>James: YES. — AND SHE HAD A DRESS ON, I
SAID I’M DOING A PRIVATE DANCE CEREMONY.>>James: A PRIVATE DANCE
CEREMONY?>>YES.>>James: WHAT KIND OF MUSIC
ARE YOU DANCING TO HERE?>>I THINK SKEE-LO.>>James: A LITTLE SKEE-LO. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
TELL THE DAMN TRUTH, CHARLIE. THIS IS YOUR DRESS! THIS IS YOUR DRESS AND WHY HAVE
YOU GOT IT? WHY HAVE YOU GOT THIS PHOTO?>>YOU HAVE NOT LIVED UNTIL YOU
HAVE SLEPT IN SILKEN FEATHERS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: YOU REGULARLY SLEEP IN THIS?>>YES, AND I TEXTED MY WIFE AND
I SAID, ARE YOU COOL IF I SLEEP IN THIS TONIGHT?>>James: SO THAT’S YOUR HAND? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING?>>IT’S HER — YEAH.>>James: IT’S YOUR HAND. I HAD A LOT OF SALT THAT DAY.>>James: RIGHT. AND IT’S HER DRESS, BUT I
WAS, LIKE, CAN I SLEEP IN THIS? AND SHE’S, LIKE, YEAH, GO AHEAD. BEST CHOICE OF MY LIFE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: EUGENE, WHY HAVE YOU GOT THIS PICTURE OF THIS DRESS
ON YOUR PHONE?>>BECAUSE I KNOW HIS WIFE LIKED
IT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: OKAY. IT’S TIME TO MAKE A DECISION. LET’S REVIEW THE CLUES. WE’VE GOT SKEE-LO “I WISH,”
A TEXT MESSAGE ABOUT A BIRDS NEST, AND A PICTURE OF A WRAP
DRESS. ♪
( LAUGHTER ) ♪
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
♪>>James: IT’S TIME TO MAKE A
GUESS. I BELIEVE THE OWNER OF THIS CELL
PHONE — IS REGINA. WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE
PLEASE STEP FORWARD? ( DRUM ROLL )
NO WAY! ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>James: LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, PLEASE THANK OUR INCREDIBLE GUESTS! WE’LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF “THE
LATE LATE SHOW”!

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  2. i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a girl who looked good, i would call her
    i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala

  3. This segment is so much better than most of the things they do on the show. More of this. Less of Fill or Spill your guts

  4. This reminds me of Would I Lie To You? (YouTube channel WILTY? Nope!) itโ€™s a British panel show that kinda has a similar premise

  5. Cell phone profile is always soooo funny! It makes you realize how weird some of the stuff you have on your phone is, not to mention when someone looks at it out of context. I love this bit!

  6. Mahn anytime i see regina i wanna fuck the hit outta her…and by the way these three need to do a movie together.

  7. REGINA HALL NEEDS TO BE IN MORE BIG MOVIES….SHE HAS A NATURAL ABILITY TO MAKE ME LAUGH AND HAPPY! I WILL NEVER FORGET HER PORTRAYAL OF BRENDA IN SCARY MOVIE 2

  8. I couldn't play this game because JAmes corden is wayyyy to far into their personal space lmao I'd inadvertently smack him

  9. LOL, I misunderstood the whole game. I thought it was three different cellphones and we had to match each one to one of the people. If it's all one person that definitely changes it.

  10. I knew it was Charlie's once the birds came up. I mean he's not known as the best God damn bird lawyer for no reason.

  11. I knew From the text it was Charlie cause the person who texted seen birds and thought of yโ€™all because of the Bird Law joke from always sunny which happens to be one of the greatest episodes.

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