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Cell Phone Profile w/ Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Chris Hemsworth & Jessica Chastain

Cell Phone Profile w/ Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Chris Hemsworth & Jessica Chastain


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>>James: WELCOME BACK. THIS EVENING, MY PRODUCERS TOOK
THE CELL PHONE OF ONE OF THESE POOR PEOPLE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHOSE CELL PHONE
IT IS BUT ONE BY ONE CLUES WILL BE GIVEN FROM THEIR PHONE LIKE A
SONG OR A TEXT AND I WILL GUESS THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE AND
ALL FOUR WILL DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP ME GUESSING. IT’S TIME TO PLAY CELL PHONE
PROFILE. IS THE FIRST CLUE IS A SONG THAT
WAS MOST RECENTLY PLAYED ON THIS PERSON’S PHONE. MAY WE SEE WHICH SONG IT IS,
PLEASE? OH, FIRE WORK BY KATY PERRY. THAT’S I — KATY PERRY FAN?>>MASSIVE.>>James: YOU LIKE THIS SONG?>>I LIVE BY THAT SONG.>>James: HOW DOES IT GO?>>EYE OF THE TIRING ♪ ♪ BABE
I’M A FIREWORKS ♪>>James: SO YOU ARE A BIG
FAN OF THIS CHASTAIN?>>IT WAS IN MADAGASCAR 3.>>James: YOU KNOW THIS SONG
IS ABOUT A TEENAGER WHO IS FEELING LEFT OUT AND ALONE. WHO HERE LAST NOT FIT IN AMONGST
THEIR PEERS?>>ME.>>James: YOU ARE A BIG KATY
PERRY FASTEN? WHEN DO YOU LISTEN TO FIRE WORK?>>WHEN I WORK OUT, MY DAUGHTER
AND I LISTEN TO IT ON THE WAY TO HER SCHOOL. WE KNOW ALL THE WORDS.>>James: YOU SAID ALL OF
THOSE SONGS AND ALL OF THE WORDS.>>♪ NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH ♪
>>James: AND THE NEXT CLUE IS THE PHOTO TAKEN ON THE CELL
PHONE. MAY WE SEE THE PHOTO PLEASE? OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON
THERE? THAT’S THE WORST VERSION OF
SHREK, EVER! WHO WANTS THIS? WHO WANTS THIS?>>IT’S MINE.>>James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO?>>I’M FROM AFRICA, AND THIS IS
A TRADITIONAL GREETING IN AFRICA THAT MY UNCLE WAS DOING, AND I
WANTED TO –>>James: WHAT IS YOUR
UNCLE’S NAME?>>GAJONG.>>James: YOU ARE THE WORST
LIAR IN THE WORD. EMILY WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS
PHOTO?>>I TOOK MY DAUGHTER HAZEL TO A
REALLY CUTE FARM IN GLAND. SHE LOVES THE ANIMALS, THIS IS
THE GUY TRAINING THE DONKEY. THE DONKEY COMES AND MOUNTS HIM
A FEW MINUTES LATER. IT’S WONDERFUL TO SEE.>>James: WHY DID YOU TAKE
THIS PHOTO?>>WE WERE COMING BACK FROM THE
SURF, WE SAW A DONKEY IN THE FIELD. HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO
GET NAKED AND APPROACH THE DONKEY.>>James: WAS HIS NAME?>>ZOKKO THE BODY PRO.>>James: THAT’S HIM THERE
WITH A DONKEY?>>YES. WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS.>>James: I MEAN ALL GOOD
EXCEPT FOR CHARLZ. CHARLIZE.>>I’M AN OSCAR! IS.>>James: LOOK I’M NOT SAYING
YOU’RE NOT AMAZING AT MAKE A WOMAN WHO KILLS THOSE PEOPLE —
>>OKAY I’M VERY SENSITIVE.>>James: THE FINAL CLUE IS A
TEXT EITHER SENT FROM THE PHONE OR RECEIVED BY THE PHONE. GET OUT OF BED. YOU’RE GETTING FAT. CHASTAIN, GET OUT OF BED YOU’RE
GETTING FAT. TALK TO ME WHAT HAPPENS?>>I WAS TRAINING FOR HUNTSMAN
AND MY TRAIN ARE OBVIOUSLY CAN’T SPELL BECAUSE YOUR SHOULD BE YOU
APOSTROPHE R-E AND I WAS LATE.>>James: WHO SENT YOU THIS
TEXT AND WHY?>>THIS IS THE KIND OF
INSENSITIVE AND CRUEL TESK I GET FROM JOHN-TEXT I GET FROM MY
HUSBAND. I REPLIED, I’M PREGNANT HONEY.>>James: WHY WOULD HE —
>>HE KNEW AND HE STILL SENT THAT.>>James: HEMSWORTH, I CAN
FULLY UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE WOULD SEND YOU THIS TEXT?>>A LIBERAL —
>>James: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO TO LOSE YOUR PHONE?>>IT WAS THE SAME GUY WITH THE
DONKEY. AND THIS IS DAY I DIDN’T WANT TO
TRAIN, HE’S MY TRAINER AND HE SAID GET OUT OF BED YOU ARE
GETTING FAT AND HE CAN’T SPEM AS YOU PUT IT SO —
>>James: ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY, I’M GOING TO MAKE A GUESS
NOW AS TO WHOSE PHONE I THINK THIS IS.>>THINK HARD!>>James: I AM, DON’T YOU
WORRY. I THINK THIS PHONE BELONGS TO —
>>RIGHT HERE, UH-HUH.>>James: JESSICA CHASTAIN. WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE
PLEASE STEP FORWARD?>>BOOM!>>James: NO! NO WAY. IS IT REALLY? THAT’S RIDICULOUS, YOU’RE NOT
GETTING FAT OAR CRAZY,

100 thoughts on “Cell Phone Profile w/ Charlize Theron, Emily Blunt, Chris Hemsworth & Jessica Chastain”

  1. I don't care who this lady is, but please be4 you say this statement ever again try to do a little research about Africa because the statement is clearly an insult. I don't care if it is a joke thank you.

  2. why do people think an Oscar is a big deal? actors and actresses have the easiest job in the world if they get it wrong someone tells them to do it over and over again. also Jessica Chastain is tweeking like a mofo what drugs is she on?

  3. james: who here has not fit in amongst their peers? spins around and sticks the landing hEmSwOrTh!!!!

  4. It was obviously Chris’ phone as soon as they showed that photo, only an Aussie would be in that Situation plus who would think of that name of the spot

  5. I got it right! He was so chilled and in his joking quite convincing with his version! Yeh !
    And no , that's most definitely not Charlize's Oom Gajohn and his African greeting 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  6. Biggest question is… why was Chris Hemsworth receiving a text that said “Get out of bed your (you’re) getting fat” 🤔😂

  7. I suspected after Katy song, but knew for sure after the photo. That photo had classic AUZI mentality written all over it.

  8. The donkey picture gave it away. Even if the ladies did take such a photo, they would not keep it in their phone! Whatever for! LOL

  9. I honestly thought it was Jessica's due to her reaction compared to others when shown the donkey photo 😀 damn she fooled me good

  10. How does James not know that all those things were typical guy things on a phone? I knew with no doubts after that photo.

  11. Come on Jessica you ruined the it mann. You were not supposed to "boom" reveal like that. You were supposed to step forward as said and you were supposed to say no after James ask you it was your phone isn't it?

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