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Cookie Phone vs Police (SA Wardega)

Cookie Phone vs Police (SA Wardega)


– PLEASE END YOUR CONVERSATION AND PULL OVER AT THE END OF THE STREET. – OK THE POLICE OFTEN PULL PEOPLE OVER FOR TALKING ON THE PHONE WHILE DRIVING. RIGHT NOW, I’M BEING PULLED OVER FOR THAT VERY REASON. THANKFULLY, I HAVE A WAY OUT OF GETTING THIS TICKET WATCH THIS… I’M SWITCHING MY REAL PHONE WITH THE CHOCOLATE ONE. NOW I’M GOING TO KEEP SPEAKING INTO IT. – YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN OFF THE PHONE YET? – I GOTTA GO, I’M GETTING PULLED OVER BY THE COPS. WHY WAS I PULLED OVER? – WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? – I’M DRIVING. – THAT’S NOT A PHONE. – YOU’RE HOLDING A…? AHH… NICE, NICE, YOU GOT US. – ONE-ZERO, ME. – NICE JOKE, GREETINGS! – I THINK IT’S NO LONGER ONE-ZERO – NICE JOKE, GREETINGS! – BUT WHY WAS I PULLED OVER? – BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING ON THE PHONE. – YOU WERE TALKING ON THE PHONE – ON THE PHONE? – YES, SIR. – WHAT PHONE? – YOU HAVE BROKEN A LAW. – WHAT LAW? – YOU WERE TALKING ON YOUR CELLPHONE WHILE DRIVING. – WHAT PHONE? THIS PHONE? – IS EATING COOKIES ILLEGAL? – WHAT IS THE REASON FOR MY GETTING PULLED OVER? – FOR TALKING ON A CELLULAR DEVICE WHILE DRIVING. – THEN I SHOULD QUICKLY DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. HOCUS-POCUS, ABRACADABRA NOW THE EVIDENCE IS GONE. – WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? – NO THANKS, WE’VE EATEN. – WHAT DID YOU EAT? PROBABLY A KEBAB, AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT THAT’S THE ONLY THING YOU CAN GET TO EAT. – MAYBE MY BEST OPTION IS TO QUICKLY DESTROY THE EVIDENCE BY EATING IT. – ALRIGHT GO AHEAD. IF THAT’S THE KIND OF PHONE IT IS THEN THERE’S NO PROBLEM, GO AHEAD. – NOWADAYS THEY MAKE ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT PHONES. – GOOD EVENING, SIR – GOOD EVENING, OFFICER. – YOU HAVE NO INSTINCT FOR SELF-PRESERVATION. – AND WHY DO YOU THINK SO? – YOU’RE STANDING IN FRONT OF A POLICE CAR AND TALKING OVER A PHONE. – OFFICER, I HAVE ALREADY TRANSFORMED THE PHONE INTO A COOKIE, I’M A MAGICIAN. – OH YEAH? – I WON’T BE GETTING A TICKET? – NO, YOUR TRAP HAS WORKED – I WON’T BE GETTING A TICKET? – FOR WHAT…A COOKIE? – EXACTLY. – I WON’T BE GETTING A TICKET? – NOT THIS TIME, BUT PERHAPS WE’LL MEET AGAIN. – MAYBE. SEE YOU LATER THEN.

100 thoughts on “Cookie Phone vs Police (SA Wardega)”

  1. In Mexico they would've laughed their asses off and would most likely ask you for a bite or two, then they'd ask for a couple of them cookies for their partners c:

  2. Jeżdzenie radiowozem z nudów!! Piłem sobie piwo na przystanku, cichutko spokojniutko, kulturalnie i musiałem wyjebać 100 zł polskich jak w gówno!! Musi się zmienić prawo w tym kraju!! :-/

  3. Nie popieram, są wypadki smiertelne bo ludzie rozmawiają przez telefon…. a jak już będą lecieć w ch*ja to będzie masakra….

  4. US cops would get real pissed like “you think my job is a fucking joke punk?” And then arrest you for ‘Distracted Driving’ or whatever

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