– We just got word. The government constructed a giant gundam, it’s attacking downtown! – Dear god! – We need to act fast. – Did you just call that a gundam? – Uh yes sir, a gundam. It’s like a giant fighting robot. – I know what a (beep) gundam is! That is not a gundam, okay? I would call that a mech. – Okay sir sure, we can
call it whatever you want. Now I think that if we act fast– – I’ve been in this game a long time, and I know a gundam when I see one, and that is not a gundam! It has a flamethrower for crissakes! – Well now hold on a second. Now I agree with you that
that is not a gundam, but I don’t for one second
believe that it can’t be a gundam because it has a flamethrower! – How dare you, sir. – How dare me, sir? How dare you, sir!
– How dare you sir! – How dare you sir! – Whoa okay, whoa! I think we are missing the point here. – We are missing the point. The point being, we have to
nail down these definitions before we can do something. – Yes!
– What, no. – My point was that it does
not matter what we call it. – How dare you. – How dare you!
– How dare you! (all talking at once) – How dare you, apologize! – What do I have to apologize for? – You can’t just throw
around the term gundam. – Do you have any idea the historical significance of gundams? Gundams have destroyed entire cities, they’ve killed millions! – That’s exactly what’s
happening right now, listen! (screaming) – [Man] Someone please help us! – You know misrepresentation
of gundams is deeply offensive. – Oh my god. These are real people out there,
with inherent human rights, and we are not helping them
by arguing over semantics, okay? I don’t even know what
the difference between a gundam and a mech is! – Okay look, when we talk about gundams, we’re referring to Generation Unsubdued Nuclear
Drive Assault Modules. – Are you mad, man? We are talking about
Generation Unasaulted– – How dare you!
(all yelling) – Both of you shut your mouth-holes. It stands for Giant Unrealistic– (all arguing) Giant, Unrealistic– (all yelling at once) – Okay shut up! We can all agree that there
is a giant robot outside! Yes? – Robot… – Close enough. – It’s close enough. – Yeah, fine. – Okay, that’s what’s
outside and we all agree, without a doubt that it
is destroying downtown and killing innocent people. (screaming)
(crashing) – [Man] Is anybody
gonna actually help us?! (screaming) – I mean you can hear
that from a mile away. – Okay so we are going to– – Continue our debate. – Can I say something? There are a lot of people
downtown that aren’t worth saving. – What? – Now I know, I know– – I just heard the news! – Oh thank god. I know, it’s devastating out there. I think that if we’re
able to mobilize our– – Jess used gundam incorrectly! – What?!
– We know, we were here. – Okay, okay. If I apologize, then can
we stop arguing about this and actually do something? – Frankly I’m… Pretty upset. The way you’ve used that word, and just might need a
moment to clear my head. What do you all say to a round of golf? – What? – Well that sounds great to me. – Sounds great to me, too. – You know I’m a scratch golfer? – Do some golf, hit the links. – There’s a pitch ‘n putt like– – Oh, let’s do it! – Are you serious? Are you serious, we’re
really going to do nothing? – Oh no, Jess! You just got canceled. – What?! Hey, it’s Jess! If you like CollegeHumor
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