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Ellen Reviews the Newest Foldable Phone

Ellen Reviews the Newest Foldable Phone

Hey, listen, y’all. If you know me–
and I think you do– you know I love three things. Gratuitous product placement,
Casa Dragones Tequila, and technology. Well, Samsung and
a phone company called Huawei just announced
that they’re coming out with a foldable phone. This is what it looks like. There it is. Look how many screens
there are to break now. Yep. Now, you can break two screens. I believe those were called
flip phones, when they were out of date. And now, they’re called
foldable, so they’re brand new. Yeah. [APPLAUSE] We finally get rid
of our flip phones, because we think that
they’re not cool anymore. Now, they’re back in style. They’re like the bell-bottoms
of technology is what they are. Remember when phones
were tiny, and they got smaller and smaller,
and we’d have to squint, until they ruined our eyesight? And we’re like, I
need a bigger screen. And in the ’90s they got huge,
and then they got small again, and then they got huge again. And now, they’re
both huge and small. What would you pay
for a foldable phone? Would you pay $100? $200? $300? $350? $375? $1,000? $300? $350? $4,000? $2,600? $2,600, you’re in luck, because
that’s how much it is. $2,600. Yes, I know. I know. It’s the size of two phones,
and the cost of four. And then dads all around
America like, see, I told you flip phones
would be back in style. I can’t wait to flip one on my
belt. Just going to clip it. Every time they come
out with a new phone, we have to learn
how to use them. So you’re going to have
to know how to hold them, you’re going to have to
know how to fold them, when to walk away, when to run. Everybody. (SINGING) You never
count your money when you’re sitting at the table– Not enough of you
know that song. If phone companies are
looking for ways to improve, I have a couple of suggestions. Here they are. How about a feature where if
you start texting in a movie theater, your phone explodes? How about that? [CHEERING] Or how about an
update that removes me from all group texts? How about that? [CHEERING] How about an app to stop but
dialing my mother by accident? Or anytime someone uses
a speakerphone in public, the police show up. That’s what I would like. Nothing worse than you’re
sitting next to someone trying to have a meal– yes, I know, and I was– These are only suggestions. And I know that Mr.
Huawei may say, no way. But I say, Mr. Huawei, it’s
either my way or the highway, OK? That concludes my
technology update. Tune in tomorrow, when I tell
you how to shape your brows.

100 thoughts on “Ellen Reviews the Newest Foldable Phone”

  1. I think Ellen’s YouTube channel will be the next one to hit 100 Million subscribers! After T Series and PewDiePie.

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    Thanks and best regards

  3. How could they be surprised of the price, its a huge leap in technology

    and don't even make the arguement about having foldable phones in the past, none of them are, they are technically "foldable", but the screens aren't.

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  5. Funny video but it's important to note that Huawei had nothing to do with this phone and their foldable is very different.

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  7. I see that Ellen is making fun out of Samsung, she says a lot of jokes about the phone that it become overious that she is making fun out of it.
    iPhone sucks
    Samsung Forever

  8. You gotta to know when to hold em
    Know when to fold them
    Know when to walk away
    And know when t o run
    You never count your money
    When you're sitting at the table there'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done

  9. Such a Same the Audience doesn't know the song…He in Kenya nearly everyone knows this song…We love Kennyβ€πŸ‘He is a GOAT.!Love Country Music

  10. Was it a coincidence that Ellen criticised Samsung and now I am getting Apple ads on this video . hmmmmm πŸ€”πŸ€”

  11. Hahaha when your so big your even mentioned on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. That's how you know that your massive. Yes the Samsung Galaxy Fold and Huawei Mate X will be received soon.

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