– I’m scared for you to have my phone. – Who do you think I am? Like- – I know who you are. (laughter) (soft jazz music) – She’s married and I’m single. I think Jake’s gonna know. Don’t you think? – He might. – I mean, you guys text regularly, or not? – Yeah. – Like, what do you guys text each other? (laughter) – I don’t know. – I’m a straight girl.
Taylor is a lesbian. – Probably get some,
like, messages on Hinge and Tinder and Bumble. – I can’t think of a better friend than a friend who helps you get laid. (record scratches) – What? – Oh, it’s on. – No, I’m not ready. (hysterical mumbling) – I just have to delete a couple texts. – Oh, my God. (soft jazz music) – Oh, man. I’m gonna change your life. – I’m gonna change your life. – We are on hour one. – I’ve already matched with three ladies. – I think 99% of the texts
have had some sort of emoji, and that is making
people believe I’m Sarah. – I’ve probably told her
husband that I love him about five times today. – Jenny is officially
trying to ruin my life. I just got on my Facebook on my laptop. Jenny checked in at a gas station. “Thinking of growing my hat collection.” (soft jazz music) The only solution here is
to fight fire with fire. (woosh) – While I was at the gym,
Taylor went a little overboard. (record scratches) You asked my Facebook friends
for anti-diarrhea medication. How is that okay? – Her own husband does not know. – No one caught on. – No one caught on. – There’s probably gonna
be a lot of messages on Hinge and Bumble, a
little bit of Tinder. – I am so efficient that
last night I had a dude ready to come over immediately. “You’re pretty fine *eggplant*” – My goal was to get Jake to
ask Morgan out on a nice date. – Oh, I like that goal. – I didn’t accomplish my goal. (laughter) – Oh, dang it. – I found some good matches for you, and I hope you keep talking to them, so – Thank you. – You’re welcome. I
hope you continue that. I’m unmatching everyone
you matched me with. (soft music) – I wouldn’t do it again. – No, we would not do this again. – I guess we both care, like, what people think about
us a little too much. – Yeah – I don’t want this ever again. (kiss) – Did you really set me up on a date? – Yes. 100% – I see. You have seriously-
– Drinks on Saturday night. – It’s a double date, though. – It’s a double date. – That’s so awkward.
– I know. – Do you even go on double dates?