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If Phone Brands Were People

If Phone Brands Were People


Wah! Ei ei… You’re Sony I know your cousin: Playstation! Wah, Playstation, wah. Ei, you’re very famous! Did I hear Playstation? No, this is his cousin! Chieh… Your cousin is very good! I like your cousin. Ei, you you you ei! Come come come. Lai lai lai, hit me hit me hit me! No feeling. One more time… Hit harder. *pain sounds* No kick, no kick. Lai, lai lai! Come. Anyone else? Hey! You’re that really famous Chinese phone. It’s me, it’s me! Hi, I’m Daryl. Aha, I’m- I know your name! You’re…. Cha mai! shi [it’s] XiaoMi! *clap sound* *two clap sounds* *three clap sounds* *four claps* *three then one clap* *clap sound* “Nǐ hǎo! Wǒ shì Huawei.” “Your attention please! This is the final call for LGQ flight.” Sorry, sir! You’re not allowed on board. Excuse me, sir. You’re not allowed on board. Mr. Galaxy Note 7, I’m so sorry, but you are not allowed on board. Ei, Moto! Wah, you haven’t died a… Wei, LG… you’re still alive a! *both laugh* *start to cry* Ei! Why are you dressed exactly like me?! Woah, woah woah!! Hey, watch your words a! My lipstick’s different ei! Not the same. Hey, how’s it going? Hey, here’s an update… What do you think? Hello…? Hello? I think it’s okay. Ah! Okay then good. Good… good. Hello? Hello? Uhh… Hello? *screaming in excitement* Google pixel!! Wah, iPhone 7! Woah!! Hey, guys..? I’m cool… Ei, welcome to group chat! LG, go in go in. Ah, hěn hǎo hěn hǎo. Very good! Oppo a! Go in, very good! Ei, Huawei a! Fantastic. Go in. Ei ei, wait wait wait… Blackberry a? Where do you think you’re going? Go to that room. Wah, Sony Ericsson! Hello~ It’s me… ♫ Rock-a-bye baby rock-a-bye~ ♫ I got a pen~ I got an app-~ ♫ *sings*

100 thoughts on “If Phone Brands Were People”

  1. actually I have a iphone 7 I drop it a lot it never cracked even tho I have no screen protector
    and I droped on concrete once and my friend dropped while she ran with it

  2. the battery life part is not accurate at all, my old phone was a sony xperia x performance and it was always low battery and i had to charge it like every 2-3hours. i just changed it for a samsung s9 and the battery is way better

  3. I feel like there should be a part 2 as now some phones change,like oppo. Oppo now has full screen unlike I phone and camera that come out of its head, apple iPhone doesn't have that, and now planes allow Samsung phones they are very advanced now. So is Huawei… So is the other android phone. Give this comment a like if you use android 👍

  4. It's wrong Oppo doesn't copy Apple, I am using Oppo now and my sister uses apple xr, I always compare it, mine is better……………

  5. Nu Samsung have a long battery I'd say iPhone or oppo dosent have a long life battery
    What do you choose
    Samsung
    Or
    Iphone

  6. UPDATES
    IPhone7:Hello how are u doing
    Guy:fine fine here is an update what do u think of it
    IPhone7:*opens folder excited then just stares at it*
    Guy:hello saves hand in front of her face hello
    Iphone7:I think it's ok…
    Guy:Oh good good
    IPhone7: Helllo Hello Hello stares at folder while saying that
    Me: what did u even give her takes folded really?? Just to add a ringtone??

  7. 1:34 my Samsung charges super fast like if u leave for 5 mins it will be 75% even when u charged it when it was like 5%

  8. I have used a Nokia, a Sony Ericsson flip, the cheapest Motorola & Samsung models, an Asus & now Huawei. Will not consider another company except for maybe Oppo, but I'm a Huaweian through & through.

  9. You know hindi I thouht you was American😱😱😱😱😲😲😲😱😲😲😰😰😰😰😰

  10. I really love Samsung the explosion thing only happened once just forget it now focus on the S10 PLUS 5G 👌 BETTER THEN EVEYTHING

  11. ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ sᴀᴍsᴜɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ's ғᴀsᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀɢɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴏsᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ʙᴀᴛᴛᴇʀʏ

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