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If Video Game Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (Playstation X-Box Gamer Video Games Parody)

If Video Game Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (Playstation X-Box Gamer Video Games Parody)


hi I’m Roger and I’d like to offer you a respite from your life do you like video games or failing that are you psychologically addicted to video games because we manufactured them with built-in reward systems designed to activate the pleasure centers in your brains great then you’ll love our new game there’s generally where I’d cut to some really impressive footage but we both know that any clips I show you won’t actually be in the game the video game footage we show in trailers and at gaming convention is in no way representative of the actual gameplay in the game itself it’s just an expensive little movie that you will never be able to play footage from the actual game is worse how worse buy the game and find out but before you do there’s something else I’d require you to buy you’re going to need a new video game system not just any video game system but a video game system that’s more or less like any video game system there’s Hortens reality escaping electric brick I know what you really want is the game I just talked about and I know you probably have a version of whorton’s reality escaping electric brand but you need the current one unless you’re fine playing five-year-old games that were designed specifically to fail after a certain amount of time will of course have a new electric brick coming out but that’s at least two years away so just buy this one now when it comes to graphics the ones on Hortons reality escaping electric brick sure are subjectively comparable to what you’d expect for whatever year it is it’s got a good amount of the major games you’d want plus some of our own some of the games are great most of them are alright but in general they’re all just mostly identical installments and one of the three types of video games that exists now but you know it’s still a perfectly acceptable way to escape the crushing truths of reality and hey if you don’t like games we got Netflix on this thing but you probably do like gay so here try this one it’s a zombie munching bloody things I’m told it’s exactly fine you can get it on your Playstation your Xbox or hey you why not try it on Orton’s brand electric break I’d show you some footage of people playing a game but I can’t because the games not ready yet it won’t be ready when you preorder it either and heck or hell if you prefer it won’t even be ready when you play it you see we learned a long time ago that we can make lots of new games or we can just keep charging you to download more of the same game assuming we call it bonus material or the DLC and we chose the latter option the option that requires less work on our part the only real innovation happening in games now is centered around sales we’ve got a team of dedicated researchers and scientists working round the clock to come up with new and exciting ways to take your money video games with subscriptions oh somebody thought of that early access that’s another one we found that we can take a game that is unfinished and you’ll still pay the full price for it so long as we call it early access you’re paying for the privilege of playing a broken game hello keep it up oh and you you too you also keep it uh keep on buying our video games and video game systems even though they’re all mostly identical because you pretty much have to and if you don’t know now you know I’m Roger I’m Roger like and subscribe to this channel what he’s still doing here it’s over

100 thoughts on “If Video Game Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (Playstation X-Box Gamer Video Games Parody)”

  1. This man is my spirit animal af. I picked up on this pattern after PS3 was over with. Dabbled with Xbox One a bit then sold it went to PC. Now I don't even play games anymore, I turned my gaming addiction into a money addiction.

  2. Computer all the way 😂👌… Dont like consoles. Least i can play on both consoles. Many of us dont even know that 😂

  3. He didn't change my mind, lol. Games are fun. It's a business, for sure, but as consumers…face it, we're entertained.

  4. In all things considered this channel is extremely nihilistic. Like, extraordinarily nihilistic. Though it points out seemingly obvious facts for the laymen to understand (which is great), it is nonetheless extremely depressing.

  5. the reasons why i play my ps2 and wii still because i know all these other suckers are getting ripped up the ass and out the mouth for shit that will get them nowhere in life. ever…and hell…i have a job and a life…i dont really have time for games anyways

  6. If gta 5 was made by EA I'm sure in 2014 there would of been a trailer for gta 6 with a pre order of $60 5 years later… I'm I can't believe it's been 6 whole years since gta 5 been released still my favorite game gta 6 will hopefully be insanely better than gta 5 and the map may be way bigger and graphics undistninguisable from real life. It might be released in like 2 or 3 years since read dead is done. I will probably get it on a PC for better performance over console

  7. I think the other honest ads are good and they are funny, but come on. I dont think you know enough about this one. The one thing that i do agree with is that games are released unfinished

  8. F*k all video game consoles,I’m camping outside of Best Buy on Black Friday for a wristband to be the first to own a Horton’s brand electric brick 4!!!!!

  9. All i can think of when I hear all this is Microsoft with the micro soft penises in hand selling they're 150$ controllers.

  10. "The only real innovation happening in games now is centered around sales!"…
    Holy shit, it's like these guys know what they're talking about

  11. I paused because just without watching this, I know, as gamers myself, they're going to be brutally Honest so i say COME ON, BRING IT!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸👨

    Guys, here I go, watch my back!!!!
    👣👣👥👤👥

  12. I enjoy video games. But this guy hit all the right points about what’s wrong with quite a few video games series and systems in general right now. Thank goodness for independents actually being the creative spirit behind innovation in the industry

  13. ea games, Activision, gearbox, those companies sucked your money through the bone, battlefield/ call of duty money reapers. And people it's so idiot to gave the money for mystery boxes all the time! U nailed this one. Now Bethesda, bioware are in the same money reapers path. Playing video games use to be fun in the past because they game a very complete story and so many options to play through the game, now every achievement in the game is for sale. Since when video games turn into a fucking casino?, like gambling now this days!!

  14. Because no matter how many times gamers get burned, they just can't stand the thought of waiting for a game that is already available to play, so they buy it as soon as it's available to purchase. They can't stand the thought of being on the outside looking in. Game makers use that psychology against you, to take advantage of you. They are literally playing you, and you let them.

  15. everyone blames the game companies but its the gamers that are the retards. hell, i would take advantage of you too if i could

  16. Early access, unfinished game, pay full price for the broken game? Hmm… That remindes me something. Oh yeah, it's called PUBG!

  17. I love video games!!!
    I love commenting on videos!!!
    I wish commenting on videos was a video game!!!!!!

  18. the funny thing is if its a good mmo it will last a few years and if you wait till sales go down you can get a full package with the dlc included for 20 bucks and then you don't have to spend extra getting jewed with an incomplete game….beat the system and dont be a sucker by buying the game new buy. buy is past its prime lol.

  19. Somehow the jokes doesn't apply to me.

    I never buy EA or Activision games anymore. And I'm never a fan of shooter genre.

  20. As much as I agree that games can be a waste of time and what not, I'd like to point out the fact that he only described companies like EA and Ubisoft. Not all are like that. There are quite a few well known developers like Rock Star, Naughty Dog, WB Games, Take-Two Interactive, Square Enix, Santa Monica, ect. that don't have that same reputation. They develop games with great content that are well worth their time and money.

    Just think of GTA games and Red Dead Redemption 1 and 2 and The Last of Us and Uncharted series and GOW. They took 7 years of development for RDR2 and put in extremely hard work and talent and money and here we get this dude saying that the companies don't care about the content, that "it's all the same repackaged stuff"??? Da hell??? Get with the program old man!

    Many games are like reading books and watching a movie at the same time and better yet cuz you're the one in control.

  21. Video games are the only form of entertainment that gives you a good value for your money, until live service and addictive casino like micro transaction steps in

  22. Too bad this video didn't include the lootbox and monitization practices that were already there when this video was made.

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