I’m a fan of professional wrestling like the WWE
and stuff like that, right? Man: [ Cheers ] Me and that guy,
we go every month. And, uh, I befriended
one of their wrestlers, Hornswoggle, over Twitter. And I was going back and forth
with him and direct messaging, which is like private messaging. And I was like,
“You know what Hornswoggle? Let me give you
my phone number.” I type my phone number
and hit send. Did not put it on private
messaging like I had thought. Yes, what I had done was put
my personal phone number on public Twitter, for
my over half a million followers to just call and say,
“Hello,” text, send pictures of genitalia,
all sorts of things. Hey, hey, hey, Q, that was me that texted you
the genitalia. [ Laughter ] That was your vagina? [ Laughter ] It was bald, too? [ Laughter ] Yes, I have
a receding vagina — male-pattern vagina. Those are probably
the most disgusting words I’ve heard
in my entire life. At least you own it. You’re like, “Yes, I do!” -[ Laughs ]
-“Don’t make me show it!” Please don’t show your
receding vagina to these people. Thank you. So, I was upset. Man, I had that phone number
a long time, going on eight years. So, I turned
to my friends for aid, for comfort, for advice. Did I get any of that? Spoiler alert — No. What I got was mockery,
their cameras in my face, and this video
you’re about to watch. It’s been my phone number for —
going on eight, nine years. I just accidentally put it
on Twitter. I can’t even… Murr: [ Laughs ] I can’t —
-[Bleep] I have 85 — 85 text messages
in 2 seconds. 202 text messages… -In five minutes!
-…in less than five minutes. [ Laughing ] Look! [ Laughs ] [ Laughter ] Murr: You got to change
everything fast. Hold on. 646… Would they give you
a new number? They gave me —
It’s done. It’s done. I can’t even —
-[ Laughs ] I can’t even talk
to the woman, I’m so — You got Hornswoggle’d He was P.M.-ing
Hornswoggle! 646-458 [bleep] That’s it? And that’ll start right away? Joe: [ Giggling ] [ Laughter, cheering ] [ Laughs, coughing ] [ Laughter ] Some one text me the —
-I’m serious. Dude, I’m serious. -Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God! [ Laughter ] -You’re still getting texts?
-Yeah. Hello? Hey.
Who’s this? [ Laughter ] Who did you just call? One of you wrote it down
when I said it. [ Laughter ] [bleep] I just got
another [bleep] number! Sal: [ Laughing ]
He tweeted it! Now I got to call T-Mobile again
and get my number changed. [ Laughter ] The number’s — I’m on the phone
with T-Mobile, again. I guarantee
the fans are calling me. Customer service. [ Laughter ] Customer service! Okay, so, I just changed
my phone number, like, 10 minutes ago,
and I have to change it again because my [bleep] friends
put it online. So, I have to change my number
for the second time today. Could you do that
for me, please? Woman: 458… [ Laughter ] Q: No, wait a minute.
Wait a minute. [bleep] [ Laughter ] -I just posted the number.
-I told you this isn’t funny. [ Laughter ] Female voice: Please tell me
why you’re calling. I have to change
my phone number.