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Indians And Phones Part 2 | The Timeliners

Indians And Phones Part 2 | The Timeliners


Oh man! Hello I’m riding mate won’t be able to talk right now Oh [email protected]#$%&* Hello Buddy, I don’t need an Aquaguard! We already get a 20 litre water tank Yes, yes even it is very pure Very! Yeah, hang up now! Namaste! Argh.. Argh man! Buzz off! Yes? Yeah sell me the aquaguard Yes, I’ll buy it right away. I’ll buy everything! Ask him if he’s had food? Kiddo, your dad is asking if you’ve had your food? Yes mom I’ve had it, you guys.. Ask him how’s the weather there? Son, your father is asking about the weather there The weather is fine here Okay When is your holiday? Ask if it is raining there? You only talk to him! Ask this, ask that Irritating me Did it rain or not So unproductive he is, just wants tea and newspaper Uhmmm……. Tushar! Ya? Do you know how many years of his life does a person waste on a mobile phone? How many? 4 years! 4 years? That’s why I have decided that I’m going on a digital social detox Detox? But how will you do all your work? I’ll manage bro I choose life So this phone goes.. What a message did he send! Did he say something about me? Our boss.. You are on a detox, right? Get away, go! Okay then, Shiv See you See you bro! Okay then bro Do you know how much I was missing you? You are not an iPhone You are my phone Thanks kiddo! Bro! Do you think something will happen if you drank this? Something must happen Scientists claim that mix Chentos and cold drink.. and die soon! Have you gone mad? Will you drink cold drink with Chentos? Hunh? You wanna die? Wanna die? I love you! So? If you won’t be mine, I’ll have poison and die Die! I’m right here Die! Die right away! He will die That’s what I want! Die! He’s a Romeo he will die once but you’ll die everyday listening to his tale Bro, you drink poison! Yes you’ll die! Drink the poison It’s not that serious bro Why don’t you die? You have poison! I’m saying have poison Die already! I will die! You wait here I’m dying, I’m dying You just have poison! One second! You drink it go drink the poison He had poison now you see Yeah I’ll see Take your scooty across his dead body You have poison bro Yeah Now he will die you see That’s what I’m standing for! Die! (Farts) So friends, today’s video is going to be very entertaining I’m gonna unbox a very shitty phone I’m gonna tell the you about the contents of the box and phone’s specifications Greetings guys! I am Gauri and you are watching Technical Girl Ji Let’s begin.. So the best quality of this shitty phone is it’s 20 mega pixel camera With which you can click amazing pictures Today you click pictures with the same phone and send them I’ll feature the best picture on my Instagram handle So friends the sim card is inserted Contest has begun On your screen is the number of our channel So you send your pictures and I’ll wait You people are very fast, I’m receiving a lot of picture There’s a lot of excitement in people I request the viewers that I asked for pictures.. and not harassment But as you can see that the pictures of this shitty phone are so clear And as we zoom we can see everything very clearly So with this we bring today’s content to an end Viewers I had fun talking to you guys, hope you’ll like this video Like, share and subscribe to my channel Technical Girl JI Thank you! Jai hind! Vande mataram! Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir Guptaji has lost his buttocks, how are you feeling? Due to keeping the phone I’m liking it Right now.. Right now he has just lost his buttocks It’s good that he didn’t put it in his front pocket or he would have lost his P*@ !$ He may get another phone but… Yeah, right He may get another phone but how would he get another.. [email protected]#!$ Yeah You follow? Just like that we have this gentleman here Meet him Hi! He sticks to the phone for 20 hours while talking to his girlfriend Uses phone for the entire day They will stick it here, right here, right here One shouldn’t keep the phone near the ear for 3 seconds The tower gets inserted in the head You practice this, see I’m giving you a golden advice You have to talk like this Hello! Yes! Hello Yes, everything is fine! Hello! Yes! I think they left So buddy the thing is.. Now you think that you say private things on phone But the government is listening everything Every minute detail of yours is reaching them till the Parliament You get it? This is not a phone, it’s a bomb! You don’t know it? Watch it I’ll show you See bom.. It’s a phone (Explosion) Hey Riya! Where have you been? Let’s catch up! Yes bro! Let’s meet today then? It’s going to be fun, ya! True ya! Okay, see you! Cheers! Cheers! This rose is looking so cute! It is! Okay, bye then! Okay, bye! Hey, listen! Don’t forget to tag me, huh? I’ll do that! B-Bye!

100 thoughts on “Indians And Phones Part 2 | The Timeliners”

  1. You should make a vedio on
    Indians and summer vacation
    Indians and instagram
    Indians and love stories
    Indians and offices
    Etc

  2. เคฏเคพเคฐ ,"เค—เฅเคชเฅเคคเคพ เคœเฅ€" เคฒเฅ‹เค— เค•เฅ€ เคฌเคนเฅเคค เคฒเฅ‡เคคเฅ‡ เคนเฅ‹ เค†เคช เคฒเฅ‹เค—โ˜บ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

  3. Mai hu Gauri , aap dekh rahe hai technical guru g๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  4. Technical girl ji ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. Best moment…dinner party pe .dono phone pe busy …..heheh..
    Abhi koi matlab nahi hota ki aap doston ke sath chill karo .qki…sare aane ke sath phone me busy …..๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ข

  6. Idhar hi abhi hun
    …. Mar abhi marr… Marr na…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. abe benc*** gupta ki jagah koi or sur name le lete…gupta ji to phone hi ni use krte..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

  8. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚aaplog puchte hona ki kaunsa part Acha Lagta hai Bhai hme toh Sab part Acha Lagta dtsy like nd subscribe Kiya hai
    1 technical Guruji Ka technical girl ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    2 pictures mange the harrasment nai ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    3 Gupta ji ka
    chutar gayab ho Gaya aapko Kaisa lag Raha hai ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚kafi Acha lag Raha hai ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. Ph phatne se Gupta ji k chutadd gayab๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  10. Best line "petrol pump me phone phatne se gupta ji ke chuttad gayab" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  11. Abe ye moti wali aurt…. Fail gyi๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

  12. เคธเคฐเค•เคพเคฐ เคธเคฌ เคธเฅเคจ เคฐเคนเฅ€ เคนเฅˆ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

  13. Iss wli video mai jitty v log hain wohi sab log mere favourite h mene sare videos dekhe unn ka timeliners pr….. ๐Ÿ˜˜

  14. Eeewwwww SHREYA that potty scene and now hugge phone
    Do you like ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

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