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James Invades RuPaul, Jenny Slate & Kumail Nanjiani’s Cell Phones

James Invades RuPaul, Jenny Slate & Kumail Nanjiani’s Cell Phones


>>James: OKAY, SO THE FIRST
CLUE IS A POSTMATES ORDER. MAY WE SEE THE POST DDZ MATES
ORDER PLEASE. SO WE’VE GOT HERE A DIET COKE,
SOME FRIED DILL PICKLES AND ONE BUFFALO CHICKEN TENDERS. WOW. SOMEBODY HAS HIT ROCK BOTTOM. (LAUGHTER)
THAT’S WHAT I GET FROM THAT. THIS IS MORE A CRY FOR HELP THAN
IT IS A FOOD ORDER, LET’S BE HONEST. KUMAIL.>>YEAH.>>James: YOU’VE BEEN ON A
SOARING HIGH IN YOUR CAREER AM YOU DISN STRIKE ME AS SOMEONE
WHO WOULD NEED TO BE ORDERING SUCH THINGS. WHAT HAPPENED, WHAT WENT WRONG?>>WELL, YOU CAN SEE I STARTED
OFF VERY HEALTHY. DIET COKE.>>James: WITH A DIET COKE,
YEAH.>>AND I WAS LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT,
SOME VEGGIES. FRIED DILL PICKLES AND THEN THIS
IS A VERY TYPICAL NANJAINI ORDER, AT THE BOTTOM YOU ARE
MAKING SURE SOMETHING DIED FOR YOUR MEAL.>>James: RUPAUL, HOW
DEPRESSED WERE YOU ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN WHEN YOU MADE THIS
ORDER?>>I DON’T SEE HOW THAT’S ANY OF
YOUR BUSINESS. (LAUGHTER)
I WASN’T DEPRESSED.>>James: YOU PRPB DEPRESSED.>>I WAS FEELING GOOD.>>James: JENNY, IT’S THE DIET
COKE THAT MAKES ME SADDEST IN ALL OF THIS.>>YEAH, YOU GOT TO GO FOR THE
FULL, YOU KNOW, COCA COLA COKE.>>James: BUT A DIET VERSION.>>THAT’S RIGHT.>>James: WHEN YOU CALL UP DO
YOU JUST SAY HEY, I WANT THE SLATE AND THEY GO IT’S COMING
RIGHT NOW. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS.>>THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I
SAY I WANT THE SLATE AKA FOOD TO OBVIOUSLY KEEP A PERSON ALIVE.>>James: UH-HUH.>>NOT A MEAL THAT WOULD MAYBE
JUST STRIKE YOU DOWN DEAD RIGHT ON THE SPOT.>>James: SURE.>>YEAH.>>James: ALL RIGHT, LET’S VAY
LOOK AT THE NEXT CLUE. THIS NEXT CLUE IS A SONG. LET’S CHECK OUT THIS SONG. IT WAS RECENTLY LISTENED TO ON
THE PHONE. (LAUGHTER)
GETTING JIGGY WITH IT BY WILL SMITH. RUPAUL, HOW DOES THIS SONG GO?>>NAH NAH NAH. ♪
♪ GETTING JIGGY WITH IT.>>James: WOW, JENNY Y THIS
SONG WHAT MR. YOU DOING THAT MADE YOU WANT TO LISTEN THIS
SONG.>>I WAS ON A FEMINIST RETREAT
IN HAWAII. AND OBVIOUSLY I WANTED TO EXPLORE THE SO GETTING
JIGGY WITH IT.>>James: YEAH. KUMAIL, KUMAIL WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU GOT JIGGY WITH IT?>>VERY, VERY RECENTLY. I JUST HAD HAD SOME FRIED
PICKLES AND CHICKEN TENDERS AND NEEDED TO WORK THEM OFF SWRZ
YEAH, YOU REALLY WORKED THEM OFF. (APPLAUSE)
>>DANCE, YOU KNOW, CAN’T LISTEN THAT SONG AND NOT DANCE, SO.>>James: REALLY?>>YEAH.>>James: WHAT IS YOUR GO TO
MOOD WITH THIS SONG IF I SAID GETTING JIGGY WITH IT, THAT THAT
NAH NAH NAH NAT. ♪.>>GETTING JIGGY WITH IT, I
LISTEN IT A HUNDRED TIMES IN A ROW, GI THE TIME 50EU78’S DONE.>>James: FIVE CALORIES.>>YEAH, FIVE ARE GONE.>>James: ALL RIGHT, AND THE
FINAL CLUE HERE IS A PHOTOGRAPH ON THE PHONE, LET’S SEE THE
PHOTO, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE. WOW. SO THAT’S– NONE OF YOU HAVE
CHILDREN SO– IS THIS– IS THIS– IS THIS SOMETHING YOU
PAINTED IN A THERAPIST’S OFFICE, JENNY, IS THAT WHAT YOU DID?>>THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I
STOLE FROM MY THERAPIST’S OFFICE.>>James: RIGHT.>>BUT IT’S NOT THE ONLY THING.>>James: RUPAUL CHARLES WHAT
IS THIS THAT I’M LOOKING AT.>>IT’S ACTUALLY A COLOR
PALLETTE, I LIKE TO DO DIAGRAMS OF MY MAKEUP BEFORE MY MAKEUP
ARTIST DOES IT. SO I PAINT PICTURES THAT HAVE MY
MAKEUP IN IT, OF WHAT I WANT TO DO. AND I CORRESPOND IT WITH CERTAIN
OUTFITS.>>James: SO IT’S NOT A PIECE
OF ART.>>WELL, IT CAN BE ART BUT IT’S
A MAKEUP PALLETTE, REALLY.>>James: I KNOW ART IS
SUBJECTIVE BUT THAT IS RUBBISH. (LAUGHTER)
>>UNTIL IT’S ON MY MUG. (APPLAUSE).>>James: KUMAIL, WHERE DO YOU
HANG THIS PAINTING IN YOUR HOUSE?>>WELL, I’LL TELL YOU, THEY’RE
LYING BECAUSE WE JUST REDID OUR HOUSE AND WE WANTED A NEW
WALLPAPER FOR THE BATHROOM BUT WE WANTED SOMETHING THAT WAS
PERSONAL. SO THAT IS MY NEICE’S WORK. AND WE ARE GOING TO GET THAT,
WE’RE GOING TO REPEAT IT AND USE IT AS A WALLPAPER.>>James: DON’T SAY AH, IF YOU
BACKED INTO THAT BATHROOM, YOU WOULD BE LIKE, THIS IS TERRIBLE. SO LET’S HAVE A RECAP HERE. WE’VE GOT THE POSTMATES ORDER,
GETTING JIGGY WITH IT BY WILL SMITH AND A PICTURE OF A
PAINTING. I THINK I KNOW WHOSE IT IS. AUDIENCE, WHO DO YOU THINK’S
PHONE THIS BLINGS TO. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. SO I AM GOING TO TAKE A GUESS
RIGHT NOW I THINK THIS PHONE BELONGS TO RUPAUL CHARLES. WILL THE OWNER OF THE CELL PHONE
PLEASE STEP FORWARD. (APPLAUSE)
>>I KNEW IT, I FLEW IT.>>James: IT WAS JENNY SLATE. COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. I HAD
NO IDEA.

100 thoughts on “James Invades RuPaul, Jenny Slate & Kumail Nanjiani’s Cell Phones”

  1. 2:26 when you try to grind at somebody's dick but you're so tall you only hit their stomach.
    Ps: i am just joking i love Rupaul

  2. James: RuPaul, how depressed were you on a scale of one through ten when you made this order?
    RuPaul: I don't see how that's any of your business.

    That shit got me dyin'!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  3. I love this episode! 3 awesome artists all in one place, plus James Corden's sass bringing everything together! <3

  4. LOL not to be sexist against my own gender [bleh] but I could tell that it was Jenny Slate's phone by that order of food. Rupaul definitely isn't eating garbage food like that and I don't take Kumail as a fried pickles kinda guy. That seemed like such an "I'm on my period" order.

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  6. ok surely Kumail is aware of that goddamn DISTRACTINGLY prominent buldge going down his right (our left) thigh.

    boy…if u dont..

  7. That painting has the dark green of RuPaul's suit, a light purple corrector – it could be a makeup palette lol

  8. He clearly does not know Ru at all… First, he'd never eat that junk in a million years, hes a proud rich diva… Second, no one uses primary colored paint as makeup pallettes… and finally, I highly doubt hes listening to Gettin Jiggy Wit It in his free time. This was so obviously Jenny the whole time! (Also starting to catch on that the two with the realistic answers are liars and the one that sounds dumb is the truth teller in every clip I've watched… right?)

  9. I may have to give back my Gay Card because I did NOT notice Kumali's basket. However, I may be able to keep it because I thought appropriate penance for my misconduct as a gay was to go back and find every single part of the video where it was shown, in the process re-listening to the amazeballs RuPaul cracking his comic whip.

    Phew!

    Disaster averted!

  10. Her reactions at the very beginning gave it away…

    …and he picked RuPaul because he's black…and Will Smith is black… technically so…

    Despite Jenny, this wouldn't have been so obvious to me without comedian Reginald Hunter…

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