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Key & Peele – Black Ice

Key & Peele – Black Ice


[dramatic music] – GOOD EVENING, ST. PAUL. IT’S YOUR CITY NEWS AT 5:00.
I’M JAMIE THRONEBURG. – AND I’M MARCY WHITCHURCH. WINTER WEATHER ADVISORIES
ARE IN EFFECT ACROSS CENTRAL MINNESOTA
TONIGHT. WITH MORE ON THAT,
WEATHERMAN ISAAC LABUDA. ISAAC. – THANKS, MARCY. A MAJOR SYSTEM
IS ZIPPING ACROSS THE REGION. OUTSIDE TEMP RIGHT NOW,
8 DEGREES, BUT IT FEELS LIKE 20 BELOW. JAMIE. – WELL, STAY OFF THE ROADS
IF YOU CAN, FOLKS. LOTS OF REPORTS
OF BLACK ICE. – OOH, YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT
FOR THAT DANGEROUS BLACK ICE. IT’S TRANSPARENT AND SNEAKY.
HARD TO SEE BLACK ICE. – THAT’S RIGHT, MARCY. KEEP YOUR LOVED ONES SAFE
AND WARN THEM TO STAY OFF THE STREET
TONIGHT BECAUSE OF MENACING,
LIFE-ROBBING BLACK, BLACK ICE. – ISAAC. – WE HAVE CHANNEL 17’S
FIELD REPORTER, DARREN HEPNER, WITH MORE. DARREN? – YEAH… I’M STANDING OUT HERE
AT HISTORIC RAMSEY HILL, WHERE THERE ARE CURRENTLY
NO CARS ON THE STREET DUE TO, UH… HAZARDOUS
DRIVING CONDITIONS. – DARREN, ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT BLACK ICE? – THAT’S RIGHT. – OOH, JEEZ,
IT’S FRIGHTENING JUST TO EVEN SAY
“BLACK ICE.” – IT’S SCARY, TRICKY,
RUTHLESS STUFF, THAT BLACK ICE. A PERFECTLY SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD
CAN BE SUDDENLY TERRORIZED BY THE APPEARANCE
OF BLACK ICE. – WELL, ONE MUST
KEEP IN MIND THAT, JUST BECAUSE BLACK ICE
LOOKS DIFFERENT THAN WHITE ICE, IT DOESN’T MAKE IT
ANY MORE DANGEROUS. ALSO, ONE MUST REMEMBER HOW HARD IT IS
FOR BLACK ICE TO SURVIVE, WHAT WITH THE AUTHORITIES
TRYING TO DESTROY IT WITH THE SNOW PLOWS
AND SALT TRUCKS, BUT BLACK ICE PERSEVERES. – UH-HUH, THAT’S RIGHT.
THAT’S RIGHT. AND AS YOU CAN SEE
RIGHT NOW, THE CITY
IS BEING CONTROLLED BY LOTS
OF OPPRESSIVE WHITE SNOW, MAKING IT HARD
FOR ALL PEOPLE TO ADVANCE. AND WE DON’T HEAR
MUCH “NEWS” ABOUT THAT, NOW, DO WE? – NO, WE DO NOT! – WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
BROTHER DARREN. – BUT LET’S BE HONEST–
BLACK ICE IS THE REAL MENACE. LAST NIGHT I WAS IN
A PERFECTLY SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD, WALKING AWAY
FROM AN A.T.M. MACHINE, WHEN BLACK ICE
JUST SNUCK UP ON ME AND PRACTICALLY ROBBED ME
OF MY BALANCE. – OUCH. THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE
SOMETHING BLACK ICE WOULD DO. – WELL, I JUST HOPE THAT FOLKS
WATCH OUT SO THE WHITE SNOW DOESN’T BLIND THEM
AND KEEP THEM FROM SEEING WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON. – ALL I’M SAYING
IS I CAN’T THINK OF A SINGLE CHRISTMAS SONG
ABOUT BLACK ICE. LOTS OF CHEERFUL, UPLIFTING
SONGS ABOUT SNOW, SO… – [laughs]
WELL… FOR THE RECORD, BLACK ICE
NEVER ASKED TO BE OUT HERE. – NO, IT DID NOT! – IT’S A PRODUCT
OF THE ENVIRONMENT. – OOH, HALLELUJAH! – IN FACT, BLACK ICE
DIDN’T LAND ON THE ROAD. THE ROAD
LANDED ON BLACK ICE! – WHOO! AMEN! – OKAY. NEXT UP, WHY IS AMERICA
BEING RUINED BY BLACK PEOPLE? [tense music]

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Black Ice”

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  2. This is exactly what it feels like when people get offended over little things. XD funny video you two. Although I feel like double meaning humor is only funny if it is true. Saying "black ice is no more dangerous than any other ice" makes sense when you imply race, but it doesn't make literal sense because black ice actually is way more dangerous than other ice.

  3. This is the 8th time I’ve watched this and i just now realized that if i say black ice over and over again it sounds like black guys and i get it now 😂😂

  4. As the Lawyer of Black ice, I say my client was nothing then a creation of white ice with dirt/tire marks therefore the real threat of white ice itself.

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  6. Key and Peele are hilarious as always, but these two newscasters steal the show. They play their parts exquisitely!

  7. "One must keep in mind that just becasue black ice looks different than white ice that doesn't make it any more dangerous" hah… Wait a minute, that is EXACTLY what makes black ice more dangerous, lol.

  8. i love how its always the half whites like key and peele that complain and instigate the most and not the real blacks in USA

  9. You ever seen Meet the Robinson's? You know that one guy with the peanut allergy with his wife who tried to adopt the kid? That white lady looks like him…. No offense

  10. This was so confusing back then when i was a kid cause i have no encounters with racial problems, and now a couple years later this shit is so hilarious

  11. Incase if some people didn’t understand the Joke/Sketch of Black Ice then I’ll say it once.
    Black ice = Black Guys that’s what makes its racist but also funnier for us Audience watching who Understand lmao.

  12. Oh man the good old days when you could make a stupid joke like this without a million assholes starting to complain

  13. and that's how friends explain the weather. It seems like they are talking more than just the weather.😁

  14. Arden Myrin
    (marcie witchchurch or whatever) is so effing cute. She was hilarious back in her MadTV days…..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgcLfohtFbE

  15. Am I the only one who finds it really weirdly heartwarming how the weatherman and the on-the-scene reporter team up to stand up for "black ice"?

  16. If you don’t get it, keep saying “Black Ice” over and over. If you still don’t get it then keep scrolling lol

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