[ Cheers and applause ]
-Let’s do this. -You’re getting woke. ♪♪ -Hey, I’m here with
the one and only Nicki Minaj, and we are going on
a dinner date to Red Lobster. -Yeah.
-I’m very excited for this. I’ve never, ever been
to Red Lobster ever. I don’t know why.
Our paths never crossed. You’ve been there.
You actually — You worked there at one point? -I have worked at a couple
different Red Lobsters, and I’ve gotten fired from
all three or four of them. [ Laughter ] -Well, I’m sorry
to bring that up, but we’re gonna have fun
tonight! -Yay! ♪♪ Oh, hello! [ Cheers and applause ] Oh, this is really good. -All right, one of these. ♪♪ First things first,
we need a drink, right? -Yes.
-What was your drink — Well, you didn’t drink
while you were on the job, but what was your favorite drink
that you served? [ Laughter ] -I always liked this thing
called Red Passion Colada. But they don’t have
red Alizé anymore. Therefore, I cannot get it. The other good thing
is a Lobsterita. -Lobsteritas? ♪♪ -Here we go, guys.
Lobsteritas, frozen strawberry. You got it, Nicki?
-Thank you. Yes. -Awesome.
-Thank you so much! -Are you joking me?
-I am not joking. -No, you’re absolutely
joking me. -There you are, Jimmy.
-Oh, my God. Thank you. -Enjoy.
-It is so good. You paying?
-I’m definitely getting an Uber. I know that.
-But are you paying? -Yeah, of course.
-Okay. Thank you. -Please, this is —
-I ain’t got no money to spending all this money
at no Red Lobster, child. [ Laughter ] ♪♪ Let’s act like
we’re on a blind date. -This is great. -How do you like
your Lobsterita? -I’m really having a good time
tonight. -Thanks. -I like the Lobsterita,
but I like the view even more. [ Laughter ] -Of me?
-No, yeah. We’re pretending
we’re on a blind date. -[ Laughs ] -I haven’t dated in a long time.
[ Laughs ] Can I have more of that? ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -I have some biscuits for you. Enjoy. Those are
our Cheddar Bay Biscuits. They’re delicious. -Let me talk about this,
because I worked at Red Lobster, and I know everything
about every food here. So this is handmade by a bunch of African people
in the back. [ Laughter ] This is a Cheddar Bay Biscuit
toast. You got to go like this,
1, 2, 3, pssh! [ Indistinct conversations,
silverware clinking ] -This is absolutely fantastic.
-Told you! -Then you can go like this, too. 1, 2, 3, and then in your mouth. [ Cheers and applause ] -Mmm.
-That’s a good biscuit. -Okay. But my pet peeve is when
people ask for extra biscuits. Please do not ask
for more biscuits, ’cause I will slap you. -Can we have more biscuits? ‘Cause that is what
I really want. ♪♪ I love it.
D-Lob. That’s what I call it. -D-Lob?
-Yeah. If you’re been here enough,
you call it D-Lob, and then, dude —
And then S-Fish, live. They want you to live.
-[ Laughs ] -So I love it. I get it.
Look at this. Are you kidding me?
Hey, wait a sec. A-hole fish? Oh, a whole fish. -How are we doing?
Are we ready to order? -Two ultimate feasts,
and there’s other things. -And I want to add Cajun chicken
pasta to mine. -Okay. Awesome. -She’s gonna add just some
stuff. ♪♪ -Oh, my God.
This is a lot of food. -What do we do first?
-I like fried shrimp, so we can do the toast and dump
it in your tartar sauce like we did the other thing. So you go, 1, 2, 3, dip. -Uh-huh. -What the hell are you doing?! [ Laughter ] -Ooh. [ Coughs ] [ Laughter ] You saved my life.
You saved my life today. ♪♪ -Now, I’m gonna show you
how to crack this, okay? -Yep.
-You just go like this. Well, let’s start with
the legs, maybe. And you go like this.
And you squeeze… Oh, God. Um… [ Laughter ] -Wow.
I can’t believe you got fired. [ Laughter ] -But see, that’s why
I like the ultimate feast, ’cause it’s already done
for you. -Oh, that’s right.
You go ultimate feast… -Yeah.
-…then you can just… Ah, and splitskis?
-Yes. Sure. -Come on. Cheers. -Mmm. So good. -I mean…
-So good. Aren’t you happy you came here
for the first time in your life? -Can we have more biscuits? Ah, man. ♪♪ So, tell me why you got fired
from Red Lobster. -I walked up to this lady. Her and her boyfriend
had walked out of the restaurant and they took my pen
and they didn’t tip me. I walked to the car,
I banged on the car window, and I said, “Give me my pen!” -So far, it sounds like
that’s not a big deal. -I started going like this… [ Laughter ]
-Yeah, you’re number one. -You’re number one.
You’re number one, as well. -And my manager fired me
on the spot. -Tell the manager, “Hey, I was trying to get
restaurant property back ’cause they stole your pen.” ♪♪ Oh, you know what we should do? Do you want to do, like,
“Lady and the Tramp”-style? -No.
-Okay. [ Laughter ] Now, I know you got fired
from Red Lobster, and I think right now it’s time
for a little redemption, a little Red Lobster redemption.
-Okay. -Upstairs, there’s people
waiting for food. They have no idea
that we’re here. Let’s go serve some food
to these great people here. -Oh, my God. Are you serious? -Let’s get the uniforms.
-Yes. ♪♪ -Oh, my God. -Is everybody enjoying
their food? -Yeah.
-Yeah. -This reminds me of when
I was in college ’cause I had muscles
and I also had crabs once. [ Laughter ] -Oh, my God.
-Uh, here we go. Hi, guys!
-My name is Nicki. I’m your server for the day.
Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. -We’re from Trinidad.
-Trinidad! [ All cheering ] -Trinidad!
-My country! My country is in the building! -I brought you a special drink.
It’s a little rum and Coke. Let me take a taste test
just for a second. -Whoa. What now?
[ Laughter ] -Oh, my God.
I’m so sorry, you guys. -Can we get one more
rum and Coke, please? Thank you very much. -Oh, my God.
Don’t eat people’s biscuits! What is wrong with —
I’m so sorry, you guys. -That’s okay. It’s okay.
-All yours. All yours. -So, can I get you guys
anything? -Are you eating your biscuit
with a fork and knife? -Yeah, I don’t want my hands
to get dirty. -Get — Get out of Red Lobster.
-Oh, my God. You cannot do this. This is too classy
for Red Lobster. -Get out of Red Lobster. All right, Nicki,
you’ve proven yourself. You redeemed yourself. We’ve talked to everyone here
at Red Lobster, and we have something
special for you — The first and only black card. You get free
Cheddar Bay Biscuits for life. -Oh, my God. This is the nicest
thing anyone’s ever given me. -No, no, no.
-Thank you. -I also tracked the people down and I got your pen back.
[ Laughter ] Redemption.
-You’re amazing. -You’ve been redeemed.
I love you. -I love you. Mwah!
Thank you so much! [ Laughs ]
-Oh, so much! She’s getting choked up!
Oh, my God! Oh, let’s get
the basket of biscuits. Oh, it’s a basket of biscuits.
-What are you guys, insane? What the hell is this, y’all?
-We love you, Red Lobster. Let’s get in the limo. Let’s go.
-Oh, my God. -Let’s go. We gotta go.
We gotta go. [ Cheers and applause ]