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Phone Scam: Illegal Cat

Phone Scam: Illegal Cat


it’s mojo in the morning your home of the phone scams ray says her mom fed a stray cat once and now the cat keeps coming back to their back patio and scratching the door spike is going to scam Heather and tell her that she has to pay a fine for having this pet and we did not use a real live cat in the making of this particular phone scam I just want everybody to know that cuz I don’t know the cat lovers will get mad at us hello hi this is Phil calling from apartment complex how are you how are you this is Heather yeah it is Heather we got a couple quick things we got to talk about I’m calling in regards to some money’s owed yeah your should have gotten a letter in your mailbox about 10 days ago you’re being charged a seven hundred and fifty dollar deposit for pet damage we disagree with you on that point and you sign an agreement saying you would not have a cat in your apartment yet you have a cat no I don’t have a cat in my apartment you can come in right now I don’t have a cat your neighbors are saying that there’s a cat there well I don’t know who you’re talking to but there is no cat living in this apartment right now what was that no cat I’ve never had a cat I could hear the cat as we’re talking on the phone you’re lying I could hear a cat I I don’t know what you’re hearing but there is no cat in this apartment you’re telling me what am i hearing things I hear a cat well you must be hearing things or maybe you have the cat or maybe I don’t even understand what is going on here I don’t have a cat really I can hear that your kitty what I hear it you’re holding it right by the phone I there’s no cat you are out of your month if you think that I have a cat here right now I’m sitting here with no cat I got a riddle for you how many cats can you put in an empty apartment why then it’s not empty anymore it’s an apartment holding a legal pet due to a fine and loss of the our cancellation Elise that’s what we’re dealing with here oh there he goes again I can hear your cat I do not okay we got crazy cat lady hoarding animals in 208 oh my gosh how many of those do you have in there I hear at least two or three okay for this 50,000 time I do not think they’re potato chips you can’t have just one I don’t have any I have no cat come yours for a second just listen to me because you sound like a lonely woman with a lot of cats what did you say your name was again please my name is Phil last name please ripping clip oh I’m sorry your name is Sibylle what’s the matter you can’t hear me over all the cats I’m gonna be calling your supervisor because and I’m gonna be shoving an 8 pound turkey up your ass and call you gravy you can’t have cats in our apartment what did you just say I said you just been the victim of a phone scam this is the Mojo in the morning show it’s a spike and it’s not really the apartment complex you just been phone scam ray told us to phone scam you of course you did we interrupt this message to tell you that was funny morning

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