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Stephen Takes A Front-Stab At Scaramucci’s Phone Interview

Stephen Takes A Front-Stab At Scaramucci’s Phone Interview


WELCOME TO THE “LATE SHOW”
EVERYBODY, I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COL BETTER. I AM FEELING BLESSED TONIGHT,
THANKS TO ONE MAN: WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR AND GUY
ORDERING A MARTINI AT THE BOWLING ALLEY, ANTHONY
SCARAMUCCI. THE MOOCH! THE MOOCH! I WAS WORRIED WHEN SEAN SPICER
LEFT, THAT THE COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE OF THE WHOIRS WOULD LOSE
SOME FLAVAH. LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT HE WAS
GOING TO BE PLACED BY A GUY WHO SERVES UP VERY SPICY QUOTES. WE PLAYED THIS LAST NIGHT, BUT I
JUST WANT SECONDS.>>WHAT I DON’T LIKE ABOUT
WASHINGTON IS, PEOPLE DO NOT LET YOU KNOW HOW THEY FEEL. THEY’RE VERY NICE TO YOUR FACE,
AND THEN THEY TAKE A SHIV OR A MACHETE AND THEY STAB IT IN YOUR
BACK. I DON’T LIKE IT. I’M A WALL STREET GUY, AND I’M
MORE OF A FRONT STABBING PERSON.>>Stephen: YEAH, HE WOULD
NEVER STAB SOMEONE IN THE BOOK. BOOK — MOUNTAIN
THAT’S RUDE. “A GENTLEMAN STABS SOMEBODY FROM
THE FRONT SO YOU CAN WATCH THE LIFE DRAIN OUT OF THEIR EYES.” KEEP ‘EM OPEN, KEEP ‘EM OPEN. TRUMP HIRED SCARAMUCCI TO GET
RID OF THE WHITE HOUSE LEAKERS. BUT DON’T CALL HIM A HITMAN. HE’S JUST A GUY WHO WAS
CONTRACTED TO WHACK SQUEALERS BY A POWERFUL DON. AND THE LATEST LEAK THAT HAS THE
MOOCH’S FUSILLI IN A TWIST OCCURRED YESTERDAY WHEN POLITICO
PUBLISHED SCARAMUCCI’S FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE FORM REVEALING THAT
HE HAS ASSETS WORTH AS MUCH AS $85 MILLION. HOW HUMILIATING. YEAH. NOW EVERYONE KNOWS HE’S THE
POOREST PERSON WORKING AT THE WHITE HOUSE. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>>Stephen: NOW AS MUCH — THAT’S GOT TO HURT. AS MUCH AS I’VE ENJOYED WHAT
SCARAMUCCI SAID ONE WEEK ON HIS JOB,
WE GOT AN INCREDIBLE TASTE OF UNFILTERED MOOCH TODAY, WHEN
“NEW YORKER” REPORTER RYAN LIZZA PUBLISHED DETAILS OF A
CONVERSATION HE HAD WITH SCARAMUCCI LAST NIGHT. I’M GOING TO READ YOU SOME OF
THE QUOTES, BUT BE WARNED, IF YOU ARE PUT OFF BY FOUL
LANGUAGE, THE MOOCH THINKS YOU SHOULD MOOCH YOURSELF IN THE
HEAD. I WANT TO GIVE A QUICK WARNING
TO THE CBS CENSORS: YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK OUT THE
EMERGENCY EXTRA BLEEPS FOR THIS ONE. BUT IT’S NOT MY FAULT. I’M JUST COMMUNICATING TO
YOU THE ACTUAL WORDS OF THE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR OF THE
WHITE HOUSE. THE ONE IN WASHINGTON! HERE’S HOW IT STARTED: LIZZA
REPORTED YESTERDAY ABOUT TRUMP’S DINNER WITH SCARAMUCCI, SEAN
HANNITY AND SOME OTHER GUYS. THE MOOCH CALLED UP LIZZA TO TRY
TO GET THE NAME OF WHO LEAKED ABOUT THE DINNER, BUT LIZZA
PROTECTED HIS SOURCE. SO THE MOOCH SAID, “OKAY, I’M
GOING TO FIRE EVERY ONE OF THEM, AND THEN YOU HAVEN’T PROTECTED
ANYBODY, SO THE ENTIRE PLACE WILL BE FIRED OVER THE NEXT TWO
WEEKS.” MOOCH, YOU DO REALIZE THAT IF
— HE’S STILL NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU THE NAMES. AND IF YOU DO FIRE EVERYBODY,
YOU HAVE TO REPLACE EVERYBODY WITH PEOPLE
WHO NOW KNOW THEY’RE WORKING FOR A GUY WHO WOULD JUST FIRE
EVERYBODY? THE MOOCH WAS PRETTY SURE HE
KNEW WHO THE LEAKER WAS: CHIEF OF STAFF REINCE PRIEBUS, WHO HE
DESCRIBED AS “A ( BLEEP ) PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC, A
PARANOIAC.” THE GUY’ GUY’S PARANOID, OKAY? “HE THINKS HIS OWN
COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR IS TRYING TO STAB HIM IN THE BACK. AND AGAIN, FRONT STAB.” FRONT STAB, HOLD STILL, HOLD
STILL! KEEP ‘EM OPEN I WANT TO SEE! THEN THE MOOCH DID THE BEST
PRIEBUS IMPRESSION. LIZZA WRITES, HE CHANNELED
PRIEBUS AS HE SPOKE. “LET ME LEAK THE ( BLEEP ) THING
AND SEE IF I CAN (BLEEP)-BLOCK THESE PEOPLE THE WAY I (BLEEP)
-BLOCKED SCARAMUCCI FOR SIX MONTHS.” OH PLEASE, MOOCH, I DON’T THINK
ANYBODY COULD BLOCK YOU FROM BEING A (BLEEP) AND HIS WORDS,
NOT MINE! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>>WE LOVE YOU.>>Stephen: AND THE MOOCH WAS
FEELING A LITTLE HURT ABOUT HOW PEOPLE
HAVE BEEN TREATING HIM AT HIS NEW JOB. QUOTE: “I’VE ASKED PEOPLE NOT TO
LEAK THINGS FOR A PERIOD OF TIME AND GIVE ME A HONEYMOON PERIOD. THEY WON’T DO IT.” “HEY EVERYONE, I’M ANTHONY
SCARAMUCCI, I’M A FRONT-STABBER, I’M HERE TO FIRE EVERYONE, NOW
BE NICE TO ME.” OKAY, BE A LITTLE BIT NICE TO
ME, OKAY? I’M SOMEBODY’S LITTLE BOY! (APPLAUSE)
>>Stephen: AND THE MOOCH SAYS HE WAS DOING
THIS FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS. “I’M NOT TRYING TO BUILD MY OWN
BRAND OFF THE ( BLEEP ) STRENGTH OF THE PRESIDENT. I’M HERE TO SERVE THE COUNTRY.” AND ADDED, “I’M NOT STEVE
BANNON, I’M NOT TRYING TO SUCK MY OWN ( BLEEP ).” [ AUDIENCE SCREAMS ]
(APPLAUSE)>>Stephen: LOOK, IF BANNON
COULD DO THAT, HE WOULD NEVER LEAVE THE WHITE HOUSE. THOUGH I GOT TO SAY, WE NEVER
SEE HIM EVER ANYMORE. GOOD FOR YOU, STEVE! BUT ALL GOOD BADDA-BINGS MUST
COME TO AN END, BECAUSE SCARAMUCCI SIGNED OFF BY SAYING
OF PRIEBUS, “YEAH, LET ME GO, THOUGH, BECAUSE I’VE GOT TO
START TWEETING SOME ( BLEEP ) TO MAKE THIS GUY CRAZY.” ADDING, “CAN WE MAKE THIS OFF
THE RECORD? NO? OKAY. MOOCH OUT.” ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
(LAUGHTER)>>Stephen: HEY, HO! SO IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT HE
GETS OFF THE PHONE I GOT TO TWEET SOME STUFF TO MAKE THIS
GUY CRAZY. THEN SCARAMUCCI TWEETED: “IN
LIGHT OF THE LEAK OF MY FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE INFO–
WHICH IS A FELONY– I WILL BE CONTACTING @F.B.I. AND THE
@THEJUSTICEDEPARTMENT. HASHTAG-SWAMP, @REINCE45.” HANG ON! HANG ON! HE JUST TAGD @REINCE 45? THAT MEANS EITHER THE MOOCH JUST
PUBLICLY ACCUSED WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF REINCE PRIEBUS OF
A FELONY, OR THERE ARE 44 OTHER REINCES ON TWITTER. I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE. YES! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
>>NUMBER 45, NUMBER 45.>>Stephen: BUT HOLD ON A
SECOND, A FELONY? YOUR FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE FORMS
ARE PUBLICLY AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST. THAT’S DISCLOSE PART OF
DISCLOSURE. YOU’RE THINKING OF “FINANCIAL
IXNAY ON THE ONEY-MAY” FORMS. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT? YOU WENT TO HARVARD LAW SCHOOL. WHAT DID YOU STUDY THERE? A VHS COPY OF “MY COUSIN VINNY?”
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪>>Stephen: HEY HEY WHAT? HEY HEY! SCARAMUCCI WOKE UP WITH A RAGING
MOOCH-OVER TODAY. BECAUSE THIS MORNING HE CALLED
IN TO CNN WITH LIZZA ON THE OTHER LINE.>>WHEN I WAS ON A PLAIN TO NEW
YORK I HAD TO CALL MY MOM. I WAS TEASING YOU AND IT WAS
SASH CAST TICK. IT WAS ONE ITALIAN TO ANOTHER.>>Stephen: I.T. WAS ONE
ITALIAN TO ANOTHER I WAS VISITING MY MOM. YOU KNOW? GIVE ME THE LEAKERS AND MAYBE
YOU NEVER SEE YOUR MOM. I FORGET, DOES SHE HAVE A FRONT? BUT WHILE HE WAS THERE ANYWAY,
SCARAMUCCI WAS WILLING TO TALK ON ONE CONDITION.>>I JUST SPENT ABOUT 15 MINUTES
ON THE PHONE TALKING WITH THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
WHO HAS GIVEN ME HIS FULL SUPPORT AND HIS FULL BLESSING,
AND I’M GOING TO READ YOU SOMETHING, CHRIS. BEAR WITH ME. THE PRESIDENT ALSO TOLD ME, IF
YOU’RE NICE TO ME IN THIS SEGMENT, HE’LL LET ME COME BACK
ON THE SHOW. IS THAT COOL?>>Stephen: “YEAH, CHRIS, IS
THAT COOL? YOU PLAY NICE, I PLAY NICE. YOU GOT A NICE SHOW THERE. HATE TO SEE SOMETHING HAPPEN TO
IT.” AND THE MOOCH LET THE LEAKERS
KNOW, HE’S ON TO THEM.>>I’VE INTERVIEWED MOST OF THE
ASSISTANTS TO THE PRESIDENT. I’VE INTERVIEWED MOST OF THE
PEOPLE IN THE COMMUNICATIONS TEAM AND THE WHITE HOUSE. WHAT THE PRESIDENT AND I WOULD
LIKE TO TELL EVERYBODY, WE HAVE A VERY, VERY GOOD IDEA OF WHO
THE LEAKERS ARE, WHO THE SENIOR LEAKERS ARE IN THE WHITE HOUSE.>>Stephen: I’VE ALSO DONE
SOME RESEARCH ON WHO’S SHARING INFORMATION DAMAGING TO THE
WHITE HOUSE AND WE’VE BEEN ABLE TO PUT TOGETHER THIS COMPOSITE
POLICE SKETCH. IF YOU SEE THIS MAN APPROACH
WITH CAUTION. THEN THE MOOCH REMINDED US HOW
DANGEROUS THESE LEAKERS REALLY ARE.>>THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES, AGAIN, WHETHER YOU GUYS LIKE THE GUY, DISLIKE THE GUY,
HE’S THE SMARTEST PERSON I’VE EVER WORKED FOR. THERE ARE PEOPLE INSIDE THE
ADMINISTRATION THAT THINK IT IS THEIR JOB TO SAVE AMERICA FROM
THIS PRESIDENT. THAT IS NOT THEIR JOB.>>Stephen: HE’S RIGHT. THAT’S NOT THEIR JOB. THAT IS THE JOB OF ROBERT
MUELLER. I THINK THAT’S HIS JOB, I’M NOT
SURE. WE’LL FIND OUT. WE’LL FIND OUT. THEN, THE MOOCH STRESSED HOW BAD
THESE LEAKERS ARE:>>THE WHITE HOUSE LEAKS ARE
SMALL POTATOES, RELATIVE WITH THINGS GOING ON ABOUT LEAKING
THINGS ABOUT SYRIA OR NORTH KOREA OR LEAKING THINGS ABOUT
IRAQ. THOSE ARE THE SORTS OF LEAKS
THAT ARE SO TREASONOUS, THAT 150 YEARS AGO, PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY
HAVE BEEN HUNG FOR THOSE TYPES OF LEAKS.>>Stephen: ABSOLUTELY. 150 YEARS
AGO, IF PEOPLE WERE LEAKING THINGS ON THE INTERNET, THEY
WOULD BE HUNG FOR WITCHCRAFT. NO ONE WOULD PUT UP WITH THAT,
NO. HIS MESSAGE IS SUBTLE BUT THE
MOOCH DOESN’T LIKE LEAKS AND HE KNOWS WHO’S ULTIMATELY
RESPONSIBLE:>>IT’S ABSOLUTELY, COMPLETELY
AND TOTALLY REPREHENSIBLE. AS YOU KNOW FROM THE ITALIAN
EXPRESSION, THE FISH STINKS FROM THE HEAD DOWN. BUT I CAN TELL YOU TWO FISH THAT
DON’T STINK. OKAY? AND THAT’S ME AND THE PRESIDENT.>>Stephen: OKAY, LET’S STOP
RIGHT THERE. I’VE HEARD THE STINKS THING. I’M TRYING TO FIGURE THIS THING
OUT. HERE’S THE FISH. IF IT STINKS FROM THE HEAD DOWN,
AND THE FISH IS THE WHITE HOUSE, ISN’T DONALD TRUMP THE
HEAD OF THE FISH? BUT THEN YOU’RE SAYING THAT YOU
AND TRUMP ARE DIFFERENT FISH, WHO WORK AT THE FISH? I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS
METAPHOR. I THINK YOU MIGHT BE FISHED IN
THE HEAD. YEAH, THAT’S GOING ON US. NOW, LET’S GET BACK TO REINCE
PRIEBUS. SCARAMUCCI SAYS, DESPITE THEIR
DIFFERENCES, HE AND REINCE ARE CLOSE.>>IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE
CHIEF OF STAFF, WE HAVE HAD ODDS. WE HAVE HAD DIFFERENCES. WHEN I SAID WE WERE BROTHERS
FROM THE PODIUM, THAT’S BECAUSE WE’RE ROUGH ON EACH OTHER. SOME BROTHERS ARE LIKE CAIN AND
ABEL. OTHER BROTHERS CAN FIGHT WITH
EACH OTHER AND GET ALONG. I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS
REPAIRABLE OR NOT.>>Stephen: “YEAH, WHO KNOWS? SOME BROTHERS ARE LIKE CAIN AND
ABEL, SOME ARE LIKE MARIO AND LUIGI. OKAY? WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN. WILL WE GO DOWN A PIPE TO SAVE
THE PRINCESS, OR WILL I BASH HIS HEAD IN WITH A ROCK AND THEN LIE
TO GOD ABOUT IT?” W.H.O. KNOWS. AM I MY PRIEBUS KEEPER? AND I MY PRIEBUS KEEPER? WHO KNOWS, WHO KNOWS? THE QUESTION IS: REINCE PRIEBUS,
WHY ARE YOU STICKING AROUND AND TAKING THIS ABUSE? JUST LEAVE, AND ENJOY THE EASY
LIFE ON SPICER ISLAND. (LAUGHTER)
>>Stephen: AND THE MOOCH ISN’T JUST HANDLING THE LEAKING. YESTERDAY, HE MET WITH BBC’S
SENIOR DRIVEWAY CORRESPONDENT TO EXPLAIN JUST HOW DIFFICULT IT IS
TO PASS A HEALTHCARE BILL.>>I’M WONDERING WHETHER THE
PRESIDENT FEELS HE’S BEEN FRONT-STABBED BY SOME OF THE
SENATORS WHO VOTED DOWN THAT REPEAL OF OBAMACARE.>>IF YOU’VE READ “TEAM OF
RIVALS,” IT TOOK LINCOLN THREE OR FOUR TIMES TO GET WHAT HE
WANTED FROM THE SENATE AND THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, WHICH
WAS THE FULL ABOLITION OF SLAVERY.>>Stephen: “YEAH, IT TOOK
THREE OR FOUR TIMES PLUS A CIVIL WAR, SO WE’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. BY THE WAY, THAT JOHN WILKES
BOOTH? TOTAL COWARD. I WOULD’VE FRONT-SHOT HIM. HEY, ABE… BOOM!”
ERS BY SCARAMOOCH. STAB YOU WITH MY GUN! THE MOOCH ALSO MADE IT CLEAR
THAT OUR MULTIMILLIONAIRE REAL ESTATE MOGUL PRESIDENT IS NO
ELITIST.>>WHAT PART OF DONALD TRUMP IS
NOT ELITE? THE BUSINESS SIDE, THE POLITICS
SIDE, THE INHERITANCE SIDE? AWAY PARTLY OF DONALD TRUMP,
MANY PEOPLE IN THE U.K. DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT. HE’S A CELEBRITY. A BILLIONAIRE.>>HOW ABOUT THE —
>>OH MY GOD, THERE’S SO MANY THINGS ABOUT THE PRESIDENT. HOW ABOUT THE CHEESEBURGERS, HOW
ABOUT THE PIZZAS THAT WE EAT?>>EVERYBODY EATS CHEESEBURGERS
AND PIZZAS! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?>>NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. SEE– YOU’RE COMING ACROSS A
LITTLE BIT ELITIST…>>Stephen: “OKAY, YOU’RE
COMING ACROSS A LITTLE BIT ELITIST THERE, MARY POPPINS. SUPERCALA-STAB-ALICIOUS! BIBBITY BOPPITY STAB! WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT

100 thoughts on “Stephen Takes A Front-Stab At Scaramucci’s Phone Interview”

  1. Speaking of My Cousin Vinny… Marisa Tomei…*drool* I would do without the NY italian accent, though. Still a beautiful woman. George Costanza can attest.

  2. Twump is the smartest person I ever met because Spanky Tweetie Twump has a lot of morons working for him like me and Bannon and Ivanka , Jared , Steve Miller, Sessions…

  3. And here I thought the lack of professionalism out of the White House couldn't get any worse . . . Yet STILL there are Trump supporters ("We're only going to get the best people. The best people.").

  4. Trump isn't draining any swamp, he's making it WAAAYYY bigger. Anyone who still backs Trump is an idiot, unless they are a millionaire. Trump has filled his cabinet with millionaires & billionaires. Do you REALLY think they're going to work for the common man???? I've seen his budget – he isn't. He doesn't care about freedoms, and he is going to DESTROY the economy. I have ZERO RESPECT for the presidency of the United States – ZERO. THIS WAS THE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR FOR THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE???????????? That entire administration is a HUGE embarrassment. So unbelievably glad I'm not American. If I ever left Canada, I sure as Hell wouldn't go to the States. Half of them are nutty as can be.

  5. 13:51 Here's watsa gonna happen…The Mooch gonna smooch wid those little boobies.
    The president grabs pussy I grab boobies, no need to ask foist!

  6. I know this sounds super duper sensitive cry babyish but I think it's very wrong to label someone off hand as someone with a serious mental illness, schizophrenia, without proper diagnosis and even then it shouldn't be used as an insult.
    At the same time if you're that small minded, thank you for letting us know right away.
    – I'm an ally of Nami. I know someone with bipolar schizophrenia and he's more mentally stable than, I feel, 2/3 the entire population of Florida. F.y.i

  7. I recognize that this is a long comment on an old post, and even though this clip is a comedy, I feel the need to get a bit serious. I hope that there are still some people who initially may not agree with me, but will deeply consider what I say here.

    During the 2016 U.S. presidential race between Hillary and Trump; my very good friend (As of October 2018, we have been close friends for over 10 years) and I were on opposite sides; I was for Hillary and she was for Trump. During our several emotional debates, she depicted Hillary as a liar and a manipulator — she even suggested that Hillary was an evil person, having a "devil in disguise" persona. Even though I knew that these widely circulated depictions of Hillary were exaggerations and conspiracy theories, I understood why these theories came about, why they were common, and why my friend latched onto this political thought pattern. I tried to argue on facts and reason to no avail.

    I tried this; I tried to get her to admit who is best suited to be president between the two — Hillary or Trump. I acknowledged the conspiracy theories (and they are CONSPIRACIES) about the Clinton's, especially Hillary, and then I asked how she can ignore the obvious (in your face) lies of Trump? She became extremely emotional and defensive of her position.

    ironically she did talk about how she would prefer that a person lie to her face (in essence, be honestly corrupt or disloyal), rather than be dishonest about ultimate motives. This part of our debate was weird and confusing for me, to say the least. Especially when I then heard Scaramucchi's example of how he would shiv you from the front rather than the back, and that somehow, the latter is better? — that comment was extremely disturbing.

    So, to preserve our friendship, I chose to shut down the conversion. I think many of us understand how toxic these type of conversations between friends and family can be at this time.

    My MAIN point is that America was founded on the opposition of the most powerful group of the few,. and that the rights of the majority of American's should never be controlled by the ideology of the few — the right's of ALL AMERICAN'S ESPECIALLY, should not be controlled by the few in power, and the law should NEVER be changed to coincide with the political and/or religious ideology of one group.

  8. Wow, this is the US White House??? And he was the WH Director of COMMUNICATIONS??? My God. How the mighty have fallen. And Trump STILL has supporters in the States (the Mooch is Trump's pick). SMH. And the Mooch CLEARLY does not understand his own Italian saying, because it ENTIRELY means that corruption starts from the head of the corporation/country down.

  9. And here, 15 months later, with tRUMP having busted the 5000 line of LIES to the public and close to a full score of top WH officials FIRED or having QUIT. EVERYONE HATES RAYMOND….err, I MEAN DON SR., DON JR., IVANKA, her HUSBAND, baby eric…

  10. I keep saying. I didn’t know. FBI investigation. The one in Washington. Holy hell. Uh oh. This site is scary. What is she saying? It could be a country in denial. No one listens to my mind’s thoughts? I’m on a roll. It’s nothing at this point.

  11. "Trump is the smartest person I ever worked for." Either he always worked for himself, or he previously worked for a four year old.

  12. http://fortune.com/2018/04/20/trump-lied-wealth-forbes-400-list/ PLEASE STOP saying Trump is a billionaire. We have NO IDEA, because UNLIKE EVERY OTHER MODERN-ERA PRESIDENT (Hell, every other modern-era CANDIDATE), he refuses to show his tax records – SO MUCH FOR "THERE HAS TO BE TRANSPARENCY". BTW, THERE IS A REASON he won't. Either to disguise that he is NOT a billionaire, that he is guilty of a variety of crimes (definitely money laundering, probably tax evasion), or both. That he has supporters, shows the idiocy of much of the American people. Every list is based on other lists, which are based on guesswork, based on value of assets (but without liabilities, that is the difference between billionaire, millionaire, and negative net worth), OR they were TOLD the net worth by Trump himself (or his organization – often Trump just disguising his voice, saying he's an aid – and I WISH that was only a joke).

  13. After a year of Fuckabee Sanders' flat faced, monotone stone wall fest I'd kill for some Scaramucci. At least he's genuine. Genuinely awful, but SHS is way worse.

  14. Anthony "the mooch" Scaramouche can be a very effective Mob Enforcer he can quit whatever job he is just doing right now and join any powerful mob family he wants to and intimidate whoever they want him to. 😎😅🔫🗡

  15. 7:36 i laughed at this for my law merit badge in boy scouts my teacher taught us for 3 hours to get the badge we watched my cousin vinny for 2 hours and then talked about it. btw mooch 4 life #mooch 2020

  16. I love scaramucci he's a fiscal conservative and socially progressive he was raised in a middle class family and became a millionaire because he's so smart and worked hard. he's the type of republican i wish the republicans were but instead socially progressive republicans like him sell their soul to trump and become slaves to trump and fox news #sad

  17. I have watched "this" video 3 TIMES under this profile and Youtube is showing ONLY 40% watched red bar. Youtube is lying! So many, many videos don't show I have watched them when I have.
    Guess this saves Youtube a TON of money, but it also makes them Liers! It also drops these
    same videos back in my 'recommended" list again and again. So many videos, time and again I have clicked "Not Interested > Already Watched"! But Youtube doesn't 'Get it'!
    So Youtube pulling a 'CON' while making money off a video of a story about the 'CON of the Country'!

  18. I now remember this filthy guy. I didn't know he was worth that much but you're wrong Mr. Colbert. Trump is broke and tremendously in dept and he will do anything to keep people from finding out. And this is just his second year and the White House is a zoo. But I'm glad the guy who looked like a beggar coming in the Oval Office without shaving or wearing a suit. Brannen sure showed what he thought about America when he dressed like that. What an ugly creep and a disloyal American. I think it was him who hired the unqualified Cabinet. Or Putin. All of them immediately started imploding America. Especially the man over the EPA who hates the EPA and had 11 lawsuits against it when he got the job. And this guy who praises Trump as the smartest guy surely doesn't know Trump can't even work a computer. He reminds me of a guy who not long ago sat across from Trump and told him how wonderful he is. There was some kind of poster with Trump's face on it on the table! Trump has these creeps all around him and he needs them because he has such low self-esteem. He really is mentally ill so he makes up rallies and brings his staff along to cheer for him. Think about how he projects that he's wonderful when deep down he knows, like his followers know, that he's a loser. Especially those Americans traitors who are keeping traumatized Mexican children in prison sleeping on the floors in un heated rooms and building. Two of them have already died from pneumonia because there's no Doctors out there. Trump even bother to get Doctors for babies and children! He really is a monster and a traitor on so many levels. Now he's robbing kids of their lives and he doesn't care at all. 🙁 Songs

  19. I thought you said, "some fish think from the head down." Makes about as much sense as what he said. Stinks from the head down? What does that mean anyway. It does sound like Trump. Trump wouldn't know what a gallon of milk cost if his life depended on knowing. He even called leaders of countries all over the world and asked them what the population was of their country. He was SO impressed he could do that when he was first in office! Of course he didn't bother to find out what time it was for any of them. Scared a few by getting them out of bed during the night. He doesn't believe in apologizing so he didn't when they told him they'd been sleeping. The kid didn't care. And he was impressed and delighted when he'd walk into the Cabinet room and people would stand up. He didn't even know that people are always stand up for a President!!! They weren't standing up for him personally. They stood up for the office. Trump must have never watched, "The West Wing." I think his favorite program growing up was Hogan's Heroes. He's so much like Klink. Clueless to what's going on around him. And just like Trump's yes people all Hogan had to do was praise Klink to the skies to get him to do what he wanted Klink to do. He used reverse psychology. And ironically all the major actors who played the German's were Jews! Mr. Klemperer, Mr. Askin, Mr. Banner and Mr. Crane. Mr. Clary was the one who played LeBeau and he alone was the only Jew to be tattoo'd and put in two concentration camps. He survived entertaining the SS troops every Sunday. He was the youngest of 14 children at 16 years old when he was taken and when he came home there were only three of his siblings alive. Mr. Banner's family was all murdered. And I think Trump likes Hitler and secretly wants to be like him in his fantasy world. After all he's German too. And I mean that as no insult to any other German alive. That's why he said what he did about Charlotte's town. He sided with the Nazi's. What gets me is the people in the church with children were terrorized they'd be killed by the bigots so they bared the door and I'm glad they did. There was one young man whose Father disowned him when he saw his son being a Nazi on TV. That Father did the right thing. It's NOT a game. 🙁 But Trump thinks it is saying how he knew the landlords of the 80,000 federal employees will understand and the utility companies. Trump's living in luxury hold up in the White House so he can say anything and will keep lying to himself every time. He simply doesn't care if kids die and people suffer as long as he doesn't have to see it being the coward he is. 🙁 We saw that in Puetro Rico when he refused to come out of an airconditioned building to talk to anyone. Spent our money on that zero trip too. And for golfing in Scottland. Sure! Use Air Force One to go golfing. He enjoys the service! No peanuts and a soda for Trump. 🙁 Songs

  20. I like the Jack Benny support-the-elbow, chin-in-hand gesture. "Your money or your life!"… "I'm thinking, I'm thinking…"

  21. I love steven to death but i almost peed myself thinking of David Letterman saying all that especially suck my own dick….. I'm dying here

  22. I love how when the GOP are effectively cornered about being elitists they try to flip it and accuse the same back. The elitist GOP is a bunch of criminals!

  23. I hate how advertising works on so many people. I don't need to be reminded of products I really don't care about, which goes to show that google's algorithms are failing to determine who I am because there is just a broad spectrum of ads that come my way, none advertising anything that interests me, if you feel the same my brothers and sisters that means we are independent thinkers. And that's my daily rant for today.

  24. 叔叔,他会参加軍備嗎,,,?。
    或像太空卫星诈骗高级團,,,?,天地以及主以及使都搞爛了??,还未送聖教皇教宗们升上—觀,到老了还在論还再等,,,??。

  25. I could watch Colbert doing his Mooch bits over and over again.

    They're so well done!! Has me dying every time.

    "I'm somebody's little boy, be nice to me"

  26. "My millionaire celebrity boss who spends his life golfing at his own country clubs isn't an elitist.
    You're an elitist for saying that!"
    – Literally Republican Voters

  27. Giuliani Junior just here to turn up the sauna of ridiculousness now that Giuliani is exhausted his position of public gentrification! Ass Clown is gunna get stabbed if he keeps clowning ppl like that

  28. I cracked up at the Harvard My Cousin Vinny joke. How did he know? At Harvard Law I dropped my evidence course because the professor just played My Cousin Vinny clips….lol.

  29. What a shit show at the White House, Donald Trump and his cronies are operating the White House like a bunch warlords , gang members, and the mob.

  30. The mooch has his nose so far up The Dumb Don's ass he can taste what he ate for breakfast. These tRump apologists will all pay for their complicit involvement once the tRump crime family is thrown out of our capital.

  31. Oh my God; the expression is: "A fish rots from the head". Nothing about stinking, etc. This guy is a slimy idiot.

  32. I get how this was supposed to humiliate "The MOOCH" but honestly I like him. He is a caricature wall-street new yorker.

  33. I would have loved to hear the conversation that lead to Scaramuccis hiring. "You got a problem with leakers? I'll whack every one of em. Just say the word."

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