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iPhone 5 REVEALED

iPhone 5 REVEALED

Siri, will you be my girlfriend? No SHUT UP!! The iPhone 4S was basically the best thing in the history of the world. People were always saying “This phone is so amazing! There’s no way they can make it better!” So I took that as a personal challenge, and travelled into the afterlife where I …

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Board James: Dream Phone (Episode 19)

Board James: Dream Phone (Episode 19)

[James] We’re living life here. [Mike] Stock market. [Bootsy] Taxes due. [James] I just got married! [Mike] Ooh, payday! [Bootsy] Ah! [James] All right, you forfeit your turn, again! [Mike] Run for mayor! All right! Mayor? You as mayor? [Bootsy] Ski accident, pay 5,000 dollars. [James] Payday! [Mike] Baby boy! [James] Stop having so many …

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Introducing the iPhone 5S

Here at Apple, we are obsessed with breaking new boundaries, and today, we throw all of that out the window, and yet somehow, still break boundaries. We have found a way to sell the exact same iPhone, a year later, changing nothing but the name, and sell millions. And we call it, the iPhone 5, …

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iFhone 8 Commercial Leaked!

iFhone 8 Commercial Leaked!

Introducing, the all new Completely redesigned. iFhone 7- iFhone 8 When we released the iPhone 7 people complained that it was basically the same thing as the 6, just that we added another camera. But this time we made sure that wasn’t the case We added two more cameras To give us the first ever …

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Introducing Apple Card

Introducing Apple Card

♪ Music playing ♪ This is Apple Card. A credit card created by Apple, not a bank. So it’s simple, transparent, and private. And it’s the only credit card designed to take advantage of the power of iPhone. It works with Apple Pay so buying something is as easy as… [APPLE PAY CHIME] And unlike …

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