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An Honest Call With Your Bank

An Honest Call With Your Bank

– [Recording On Phone] This call may be monitored or recorded because we’re Big Bank and we can do whatever the fuck we want. – [Woman On Phone] Thank you for calling Big Bank, your call is not important to us. – Hi, I have a question that I could easily take care of online. …

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Haschak Sisters – Call It A Day

Haschak Sisters – Call It A Day

dad why am I here because mom said while she’s away no Sierra we do this every year she has the question dad it’s hot and there’s bugs Daddy you do know we hate being out here right like clockwork summertime comes and I wanna to have fun cuz I got someone on my mind …

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IPHONE 6 REVEALED

(Siri) Why doesn’t anyone use me anymore? (Ian) SHUT UP! Hello, everyone. I’m a hologram of Steve Jobs. Apple created me so I could introduce the new iPhone 6, mainly because their current CEO kinda sucks and will never be as genius as me. I mean, come on guys. Who actually knows that guys name? …

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