So I want to start off today by talking about the walk of shame. I am sorry, I meant the Walk of Fame. That’s what I meant. I get nervous, just for a second, I’m so sorry. Last week, I presented N’Sync with their star on the Walk of Fame. And I had a great …
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Ellen Still Isn’t Convinced the Phone Book Is a Waste of Paper
I remember a time when you actually had to talk to people to figure out if they were annoying or not. And now you just see pictures of the food they post on Instagram, and you immediately know that they’re annoying. And it’s amazing how much– you know everything is in our phones, now. We …
Can Your Phone Hurt You?
What is going on Wavy Lyfe? So, there has been a lot of discussion on whether or not your phone can hurt you. So, today, we’re going to actually dive into the science behind whether or not your phone can hurt you and we’re going to show you an experiment. Ow, that kind of hurt. …
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son – Jeff Dunham – Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM
Jeff: Look, what I want you to do is, I just want you to look over there while I’m getting him out. So you won’t peek, okay? Just look over there. Achmed: Oh, wait a minute. When I’m not looking, are you going to kill me? No. That’s actually a good way of doing it, …
Live Report – SNL
♪♪♪ >>>ACTION 9 NEWS AT 5:00. EYE ON TAMPA. >>GOOD EVENING. I’M BETH RUNYON. >>AND I’M JACK TRASK. OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT, PANIC IN DOWNTOWN TAMPA. A 70-FOOT-WIDE SINKHOLE OPENED UP IN A WESTFIELD SHOPPING CENTER PARKING LOT. >>ACTION 9’S NEIL McNABB IS LIVE ON THE SCENE, NEIL? >>THANK YOU, BETH. QUITE A CHAOTIC SCENE …
Billionaire Bill Gates Guesses Grocery Store Prices
The F Bomb: Funny Phone Company SPOOF | M.I.A. Films
I can’t believe I have to call these people for the sixth time, dammit. Phone: Thank you for calling Horizon’s Automated Helpline. Please enter your phone number including area code on the keypad or say your number at the sound of the tone. Customer: 201-555-9735. Phone: Thank you. Phone: This is the number I heard. …
Attorney Ad – SNL
♪♪♪ >>HI. I’M LISA BRODERICK. >>I’M JEREMY GANTZ.>>HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN AN ACCIDENT, TALK TO US. WE’LL GET YOU THE MONEY YOU DESERVE.>>AFTER MY ACCIDENT, JEREMY GANTZ GOT ME A SETTLEMENT JEREMY GANZ GOT ME A SETTLEMENT OF $6,000.>>LISA BRODERICK GOT ME $1.7 MILLION.>>THANKS TO LISA BRODERICK, WE WERE AWARDED $2 MILLION.>>WAIT. THOSE GUYS …
Win a free iPhone 11 | iPhone 11 Giveaway | Competition
how would you like to get your hands on a free iPhone 11 no doubt we all would well this could be your chance it’s quite simple all you have to do is be from one of these countries and meet the minimum age requirement for your chance to win basically what you need to …
Oval Office Cold Open – SNL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>>EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT. I’M HEADING HOME FOR THE NIGHT, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?>>NO, THANK YOU, DAVID. BUT HEY, HOW DO YOU LIKE WORKING AT THE WHITE HOUSE? ARE YOUR PARENTS PROUD?>>I TELL THEM I WORK AT APPLEBEE’S.>>IT’S GREAT. ONE MORE THING, YOU KNOW I LOVE MY DAUGHTER IVANKA …