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A Conference Call in Real Life

A Conference Call in Real Life

Tripp Crosby. . . has joined the meeting. Beth… has joined the meeting. Hello? Tyler? No, this is Beth, from ICS. Oh, hey, Beth. How are you doing? Oh, yeah, good. Makin’ it, you know. Tyler. . . has joined the meeting. Alright, well, uhh, this is Tripp. Who’s here? Tyler’s here. Beth’s here. OK, …

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Don’t Call A Mech A Gundam

Don’t Call A Mech A Gundam

– We just got word. The government constructed a giant gundam, it’s attacking downtown! – Dear god! – We need to act fast. – Did you just call that a gundam? – Uh yes sir, a gundam. It’s like a giant fighting robot. – I know what a (beep) gundam is! That is not a …

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An Honest Call With Your Bank

An Honest Call With Your Bank

– [Recording On Phone] This call may be monitored or recorded because we’re Big Bank and we can do whatever the fuck we want. – [Woman On Phone] Thank you for calling Big Bank, your call is not important to us. – Hi, I have a question that I could easily take care of online. …

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