( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WELCOME, WELCOME, ONE AND ALL TO“THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT’S BEARD. I GREW THIS OVER OUR BREAK. IT SURPRISED ME. IT CAME IN ALL WHITE. EVIDENTLY, TALKING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP FOR TWO YEARS HAS MADE MY MOUTH OLD.( LAUGHTER ) >>Jon: YEAH, YEAH, THAT’SRIGHT.>>Stephen: I’D LIKE TO …
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IPHONE 11 PRO PARODY – “Third Cam’s the Charm”
Guys, I don’t think we’re charging enough. I mean, we called it the PRO, didn’t we? Here at Apple, we just held an amazing event. That was by INNOVATION only. Where every single product we showed off looked exactly the same as last year. Because this event was for our most indistinguishable guests and products. …
Ellen Takes Andy’s Phone Away
So I want to start off today by talking about the walk of shame. I am sorry, I meant the Walk of Fame. That’s what I meant. I get nervous, just for a second, I’m so sorry. Last week, I presented N’Sync with their star on the Walk of Fame. And I had a great …
Cell Phone Profile w/ Chadwick Boseman, Sienna Miller & Stephan James
OKAY. I’VE GOT A FEELING YOU THREE ARE GOING TO BE ALL VERY, VERY GOOD AT THIS. THE FIRST CLUE IS A FOOD ORDER. LET’S TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHAT THIS IS. LET’S HAVE A LOOK. OH, LOOK AT THAT, ST AN ORDER OF OVER $100 OF INDIAN FOOD WITH A $2 TIP. STEPHAN, …
Cell Phone Profile w/ Evan Rachel Wood, Mike Birbiglia & Melissa Benoist
LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT OUR FIRST CLUE. AND I BELIEVE IT IS A FOOD ORDER. LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. IT IS A FOOD, WHAT IS THAT, A POSTMATES, A FOOD ORDER FOR ONE BANANA. WHO HERE ORDERED ONE BANANA. LET’S START OVER HERE, WHAT DID YOU NEED THIS BANANA FOR?>> (LAUGHTER) THAT’S …
Awkward Phone Call Prank 3! (ENG CC) / 이상한 전화통화 3탄
What’s up guys welcome back to Threeballz. Today we are gonna do awkward Phone Call Part 3. ‘Awkward Phone Call #3’ oh, you wanna break up? so do you wanna break up now? babe, I was just… Okay, fine. let’s break up. by the way, your Netflix account… Can I keep using it? Yeah, we …
Trump Teases Release Of “Tantalizing” First Phone Call With Ukraine
WELCOME! THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I HOPE EVERYBODY OUT THERE IS ALL BUNDLED UP, BECAUSE 70% OF THE COUNTRY IS IN THE GRIP OF AN ARCTIC BLAST. IN NEW YORK, IT DROPPED 40 DEGREES IN 24 HOURS. IT’S SO …
Awkward Phone Call Prank (ENG CC) / 이상한 전화통화 1탄
what up guys we are Threeballz What we’re going to do today is… yeah today, “Awkward Phone Call Prank” let’s go ‘Awkward Phone Call Prank’ So? so you mean you deleted all of my porns? why did you touch my own computer anyway? I have collected them for three years oh, you gonna tell mom? …