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iPhone 5 REVEALED

iPhone 5 REVEALED

Siri, will you be my girlfriend? No SHUT UP!! The iPhone 4S was basically the best thing in the history of the world. People were always saying “This phone is so amazing! There’s no way they can make it better!” So I took that as a personal challenge, and travelled into the afterlife where I …

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Get Off The Phone Song

Get Off The Phone Song

Hey man. I’ve recently been doing some contemplation About people’s dependency upon cellular telephones. Yeah man. Me too. I’ve really noticed that everyone always seems to be on their mobile device instead of really being in the moment. Exactly. And I feel that this is a very significant issue That needs to be address immediately. …

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SML Movie: Jeffy’s YouTube Channel!

SML Movie: Jeffy’s YouTube Channel!

(Sigh) Mario: Can’t Wait To Watch TV! Jeffy: Hey Daddy, Wanna See Me Be A Fish? Mario: A Fish? Jeffy: Yeah, Watch. (INSTANT CONSTIPATION) Mario: J- Jeffy Stop It. (CONSTIPATION AGAIN) Goodman: Breaking News, Mkkay! YouTube Sensation, Hogan Paul, A YouTuber Who Has 15 Million Subscribers And Makes Millions Of Dollars For Making Vdeos On …

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Introducing the iPhone 5S

Here at Apple, we are obsessed with breaking new boundaries, and today, we throw all of that out the window, and yet somehow, still break boundaries. We have found a way to sell the exact same iPhone, a year later, changing nothing but the name, and sell millions. And we call it, the iPhone 5, …

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Gym Stereotypes

Gym Stereotypes

wait oh dude I’m almost out of gas I don’t wanna get you straining after run home I really wanted to working out today so cute lay these at least in about 45 minutes I’ll Drive oh dude I can’t go I got a mo what mo it’s winter time tomorrow [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] …

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