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IPHONE 6 REVEALED

(Siri) Why doesn’t anyone use me anymore? (Ian) SHUT UP! Hello, everyone. I’m a hologram of Steve Jobs. Apple created me so I could introduce the new iPhone 6, mainly because their current CEO kinda sucks and will never be as genius as me. I mean, come on guys. Who actually knows that guys name? …

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iPhone 5 REVEALED

iPhone 5 REVEALED

Siri, will you be my girlfriend? No SHUT UP!! The iPhone 4S was basically the best thing in the history of the world. People were always saying “This phone is so amazing! There’s no way they can make it better!” So I took that as a personal challenge, and travelled into the afterlife where I …

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Why You Need a Burner Phone

Why You Need a Burner Phone

I would like to introduce you to the best 1999 has to offer. Ha! [modulated voice] Modern Rogue explains burner phones. [vcr cassette eject sound] Do you have a burner? >>I do, actually!>>Do you? >>Yeah. A lot of people know what a burner is, but they don’t know, like, what it is. The term “burner” …

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