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SML Movie: Jeffy’s YouTube Channel!

SML Movie: Jeffy’s YouTube Channel!

(Sigh) Mario: Can’t Wait To Watch TV! Jeffy: Hey Daddy, Wanna See Me Be A Fish? Mario: A Fish? Jeffy: Yeah, Watch. (INSTANT CONSTIPATION) Mario: J- Jeffy Stop It. (CONSTIPATION AGAIN) Goodman: Breaking News, Mkkay! YouTube Sensation, Hogan Paul, A YouTuber Who Has 15 Million Subscribers And Makes Millions Of Dollars For Making Vdeos On …

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If My Phone Were a Person (ft. Connor Franta)

If My Phone Were a Person (ft. Connor Franta)

– In 100 meters, turn… – Turn? – (indecisive squeal) – Left? Right? Which way? – (indecisive squealing) – I’m turning right! – Make a U-turn. – (long enraged groan) (whimsical music) – Battery low. Battery low. – Okay. – 20%. – (impatient sigh) – Battery low. – Okay, if you’d shut up and stop …

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SML Movie: Bowser Junior’s Doll!

SML Movie: Bowser Junior’s Doll!

Chef Pee Pee: Mmm-mmm-mmm! Man, this smells delicious! (Splash) Chef Pee Pee: JUNIOR!!! Chef Pee Pee: Did you just throw that water balloon?! Bowser Junior: Uh, no. Chef Pee Pee: Well, who threw it, then? Bowser Junior: Uh… I don’t know. Chef Pee Pee: Look, Junior! If you throw another water balloon in this house, …

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SML Movie: Jeffy Gets Help!

SML Movie: Jeffy Gets Help!

Rosalina: So Mario what do you wanna watch on tv? Mario: I don’t know, we’ll find something to watch. *presses TV remote* Hey daddy, i’m ready to watch me some spongebob. and you better not say no!>:C Cause if you do, i’m gonna flip sh*t! (Woah! calm down i think your helmets on too tight …

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SML Movie: Jeffy’s Wifi Problem!

SML Movie: Jeffy’s Wifi Problem!

*grunting* *dont change this one, it is perfect* Stupid 12 year olds! I’m wrecking you kids! (savage) Uh *360 CARSCOPE* UHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHHH (Everyone Cheering In The Game) How does Jeffy’s nuts taste?! *grunt* *grunt* *again* *grunt* *3rd time* *grunt* *4th time* Alright Jeffy, it’s time for do your chores. *mocking* It’s time to do your …

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THE PHONE (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 154)

THE PHONE (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 154)

Uncle welcome! Uncle Welcome! Uncle Welcome! Uncle Welcome! Chioma…… Success……How Are You? What Did You Buy For Us? Aahh And I Was Thinking Of Buying……. aaaaaaahhhhhhh…….ok See What Happened Is… I Will Ask You People A Question……… Anybody That can answer it I Will Give That Person Something. Really….ok…… goooooood. How Many People did Jesus …

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When People Borrow Your Phone…

When People Borrow Your Phone…

– Advanced warning of complete accuracy. (horse trotting) What up everyone? It’s your girl, Superwoman, and I don’t have any kids so I’ve never experienced that protective moment when you have a new born baby, and someone wants to hold it, so you’re like, “Oh okay. “Here you go, just if you could make sure …

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