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Teleporting Fat Guy

Teleporting Fat Guy

[Weird sound effects] [Ian] SHUT UP!!! [I] It’s ten minutes late. [Anthony] This bus is always late, man. What’d you expect? [teleporting noise] [beeping] [teleporting noise] [I] Did you see that? [A] The fat guy? [I] Yeah! [teleporting noise] [A] The hell are you doing?! [Teleporting Fat Guy] Sorry, I was thirsty. [A] Well, it …

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IPHONE 6 REVEALED

(Siri) Why doesn’t anyone use me anymore? (Ian) SHUT UP! Hello, everyone. I’m a hologram of Steve Jobs. Apple created me so I could introduce the new iPhone 6, mainly because their current CEO kinda sucks and will never be as genius as me. I mean, come on guys. Who actually knows that guys name? …

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FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS SUCK!

FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS SUCK!

-Agh, quit camping, you stupid noobs! -Shut up! -All right, guys. The video game industry is sucking right now, so we have to come up with something fresh. No more stupid first-person shooters like Call of Duty. So if you have any ideas that even somewhat resemble Call of Duty, you just throw those out …

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iPhone 5 REVEALED

iPhone 5 REVEALED

Siri, will you be my girlfriend? No SHUT UP!! The iPhone 4S was basically the best thing in the history of the world. People were always saying “This phone is so amazing! There’s no way they can make it better!” So I took that as a personal challenge, and travelled into the afterlife where I …

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iPhone 8C ANNOUNCEMENT

Siri: I’m seriously condsidering switching to Android. Shut up! Hi, I’m Zayn West, CCO of Apple. Look, we get it. iPhones aren’t cool anymore. When the iPhone began, only the tech-y, young, cool people had them. But at some point, everyone’s mum and Pop-Pop learned how to use the damned things, which is why today, …

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WHAT IF YOUR IPHONE WERE…

WHAT IF YOUR IPHONE WERE…

Uh.. Hey m-my car battery died so i was hoping you could help me You’re gonna need a new car. You can’t just replace the battery? Yes, I can totally replace it. Yeah, but I won’t Okay, I have to do is just push the button. [I] can’t find it this [just] one button I …

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PHONE NICKNAMES HURT

PHONE NICKNAMES HURT

Shut up! that cat can’t reach that ledge Hey, Anthony you’re getting a call from a white, red – Oh Yeah, his name’s Brad, but I know like 23 brad’s so it’s the only way i can remember his name. -Oh, cuz brad sounds like bread -No -He just, he really likes bread? -No, He …

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