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SM64 bloopers: Kirby Phones Home.

SM64 bloopers: Kirby Phones Home.

(SMG4 Intro) *broken window and wilhelm scream* kirby: NOM NOM NOM (weird sounds) XD kirby: NOM NOM NOM NOM kirby: BUUURRRP fox: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH (troll laughter) kirby: woaaaah kirby: eeyaaaaaaahhhhhh-!!! (Kirby screams) (smg4 screams) (crash) (sucking sounds) smg4: huh, wha? (screaming in pain) mario: hhmmm? (moar screaming and moar sucking) SMG4: AAHHH!!! smg4: GET IT OFF! …

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If My Phone Were a Person (ft. Connor Franta)

If My Phone Were a Person (ft. Connor Franta)

– In 100 meters, turn… – Turn? – (indecisive squeal) – Left? Right? Which way? – (indecisive squealing) – I’m turning right! – Make a U-turn. – (long enraged groan) (whimsical music) – Battery low. Battery low. – Okay. – 20%. – (impatient sigh) – Battery low. – Okay, if you’d shut up and stop …

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Super Cafe: Bat Phone

Super Cafe: Bat Phone

Man, I am so addicted to this phone. It can do anything! Anything except survive a splash of water. Exactly, it has one weakness. It’s like– Well it’s like me, but it’s a phone and it’s made out of breakable glass which is really two weaknesses but it’s still awesome. You should get one. I …

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When People Borrow Your Phone…

When People Borrow Your Phone…

– Advanced warning of complete accuracy. (horse trotting) What up everyone? It’s your girl, Superwoman, and I don’t have any kids so I’ve never experienced that protective moment when you have a new born baby, and someone wants to hold it, so you’re like, “Oh okay. “Here you go, just if you could make sure …

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When Your Phone Bill Kills You

When Your Phone Bill Kills You

– Mad fetus vibes. (laughs) (unicorn hoof beats) What up everyone, it’s your girl Superwoman. And growing up there was one thing that happened every single month that was the biggest stress ever. The arrival of my phone bill. Hashtag first world problems. When I was younger I used to be so terrified of the …

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Types of Contacts In Your Phone

Types of Contacts In Your Phone

– Yeah, I broke into your phone, and I know what’s up. (galloping) What up everyone? It’s your girl Superwoman, and the other day I was scrolling through my phone, right? And at least 30 times, I was like, “who this?”. Because, straight up, there’s some names in there that I’ve never even encountered, let …

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