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Teleporting Fat Guy

Teleporting Fat Guy


[Weird sound effects] [Ian] SHUT UP!!! [I] It’s ten minutes late. [Anthony] This bus is always late, man. What’d you expect? [teleporting noise] [beeping] [teleporting noise] [I] Did you see that? [A] The fat guy? [I] Yeah! [teleporting noise] [A] The hell are you doing?! [Teleporting Fat Guy] Sorry, I was thirsty. [A] Well, it doesn’t mean you take my water! Who do you think you are? [TFG] Well… I’m the… TELEPORTING, TELEPORTING, TELEPORTING FAT GUY!!! TELEPORTING, TELEPORTING, TELEPORTING FAT GUY!!! I came back from time, I got my Power Glove! Burt Reynolds stole it from me; got it back! TELEPORTING FAT GUY!! He’s teleporting, and he’s so damn fat! Yeah, I am!!! TELEPORTING FAT GUY! TELEPORTING, TELEPORTING, TELEPORTING FAT GUY!!! TELEPORTING, TELEPORTING, TELEPORTING FAT GUY!!! Punch Burt Reynolds right in the face! Make him look like such a disgrace! [I] There’s another bus stop down the street. – [TFG] ‘Cuz I’m the teleporting… TELEPORTING FAT GUY! Punch you in the fat guy!!! From outer space!!! TELEPORTING FAT GUY! Teleporting fat guy!!! TELEPORTING FAT GUY WITH A COOL MUSTACHE!!! subtitled by the lovely RobSka [http://www.youtube.com/user/RobertTaxi100]

68 thoughts on “Teleporting Fat Guy”

  1. my brother: what?
    Me: teleporting teleporting teleporting fat guy
    my brother: (laughing)
    Me: teleporting teleporting teleporting fat guy
    my brother: shut up
    Me: teleporting teleporting teleporting fat guy
    my brother: arrrrrrgggg

  2. My Facebook memories showed that I mentioned teleporting fat guy 9 years ago, so I'm looking it up again and holy shit, I don't remember this but it's exactly what 15 year old me would have loved

  3. in 5th grade i knew a guy who made a whole poem on teleporting fat guy with the theme song n everything, he won an award for it 3rd place

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