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The Girl Without a Phone – a Frog Princess Story

The Girl Without a Phone – a Frog Princess Story


Boi came to talk to me is what I want the most in my life They say your out of my league. But I don’t give a damn Deep down I know you want it.You want to take a leap and jump in. What, I’m Ariel? I can’t even swim It’s usually never wrong. Lily, what did you get? Cinderella, again. Duh What about you? I was Pocahontas last week, but then I said I was thinking of being a vegetarian so it made me Rapunzel. What about you Cassidy? It says I’m not a princess Maybe you missed a question. I answered them all that’s weird Yeah, it always tells you something you have to be a princess. I’m not it’s fine. Whatever. I don’t deserve it Why would you say that? Seth dumped me today What?! Yes, like a piece of… Garbage? Thanks, I’m sorry I yes Garbage. /You’re not garbage! We are supposed to go the dance together./Well you can still go with us.We’ll go as friends! You must,this is what friends are for. Well, I might still have a date./ With who Nathan’s taking me for ice cream tomorrow if that works out and I’ll go with him don’t seem like Grieving time he could be the one Well, it is free ice cream How did we survive I know right like I can’t remember what life was like without them I actually have a friend to love it on doubt where’s that? I don’t know, but she has a picture of herself with a monkey so cool And now I have this case so nothing bad could happen I think I ate too much licorice. Do you want the last one? No you can just put it in the dumpster? I can’t throw away licorice There’s only one left It feels wrong Nothing bad will happen. /I’m not worried about the licorice gods getting me,okay.I just don’t like wasting. I’m trying to save the planet here. Okay. You’ve had enough What? What? You just. I Did./Oh my gosh yes lily. Get it out oh Go in I am NOT going in there Lily Sarah why did you do that mean – oh do something? What do you want me to do someone has to get my phone I can lift you in I am NOT going it there It’s garbage You didn’t you go, but I’m dressed nice. My phone is more more than your clothes So has to get my phone watch out Sorry My wheels loose I? Shouldn’t be riding this thing I tried to fix it, but I needed a wrench and I only had a screwdriver So it’s a little screwy like me Yeah, that’s not funny um I should probably just walk this home You guys are like the second people I almost crashed into third if count the dog Um again, I’m really sorry if there’s anything I can do just let me know SUBSCRIBE TO ITSYEABOYBOBBY Actually, there is one thing you could do What does it look like it’s pink with the purple in turquoise case No, it’s not gonna be inside a bag you’re just thinking things grosser Why don’t you call it? Oh? Yeah, good plan? I? Know you guys from school Yeah, I think I might have seen you around I’m charlie. You’re lily And Sierra right yeah, how’d you know? I think I’m getting warmer keep looking Yeah, oh, no, that’s a dirty diaper I found it. Oh my gosh. Thank you so much. Oh Thank you so much. You’re the best no problem This is like the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me like I owe you if there’s anything. I can do just name it Want to go to the dance with me Huh the school dance do you have a date? No So do you want to go with me oh Okay Cool that that’s awesome. Oh I’ll see you at school then What just SUBSCRIBE TO ITSYEABOYBOBBY I’m not gonna say. No. Why don’t you stop me think you were gonna say? Yes. Oh my gosh I can’t go to the dance with him. He’s Weird he’s not that we hate goes into garbage cans getting your phone d. It’s weird You can talk to him tomorrow and just straighten it out. How you have not talkining to him at school That’ll be embarrassing. Well. What else were you to do? I’ll just I’ll just pretend it never happened. He’ll probably forget Good morning Sierra oh Hi I picked you these on the way to school. You shouldn’t steal for people’s garnets. Yeah. There are my neighbors I helped find them okay well Thank you My parents are really excited that I have a girlfriend girlfriend. Yeah. They said that you should come over for dinner I’m kind of a picky eater. No way me too. We have so much in common. We could have nuggets and fries Okay, well I’m gonna have to check my schedule. I’m pretty busy Speaking of schedules, I’m switching out of one of my classes so we can have science together great I’ll see you after class Oh Believe me What happened do you forget no? He thinks I’m his girlfriend Why what did you tell him nothing you have to talk to him? What do I say tell him you don’t want to be his girlfriend anymore Seve not his girlfriend? I never was and never will be so tell him that I Can’t why not oh look how happy he is Okay So you can’t break up with him You have to get him to break up with you. Oh how do I do that? I? Think I know who can help How did you get them to break up with you which one Let’s start with your first Connor thought I was boring Were you I was nervous she was my first I didn’t know what to do it was SUBSCRIBE TO ITSYEABOYBOBBY What did you guys do? boring stuff why Well we go fish Do you have any jacks You’re really good at this cards are like all I do that’s cool You should come with me to Kingston Manor What’s that? It’s the old folks home where my grandpa lives? I go there for lunch every weekend. We play cards all day Go Fish Crazy Eights old maid Lunch is so good. You’ve got to try their fruit cups Boy, did it work. We need something more Serious, what are some other reasons your boyfriend’s dumped you? Sorry I mean parted ways There was Christopher what happened with him he thought I was disgusting Were you it was just a phase? I’ll root beer Hmm actually I can’t really have that much or else I got acne Acnes awesome I pop my zit look just be careful. You don’t want to get a skin infection. I love skin infections so colorful I’m sorry. I’m so disgusting. I’m sure you will hope week friend classier girl I Don’t mind it What? It kind of reminds me of my mom and dad We’re like a married couple It’s nice to have someone that you can be so comfortable with Okay that totally backfired new plan what other guys have jumped you Bringing up these memories isn’t fun for me I Really appreciate it. Oh what about Thomas? Thanks, what happened he felt that our Values didn’t align your values didn’t align. What does that? Even be he liked everything? I liked he didn’t and everything he liked was totally stupid okay, so How do I do that with Charlie first you have to figure out what he likes? Math is like the most important thing in the world really Yeah, it’s the basis of all creation. Just look at a shell in the ocean or a spiderweb math is all around us I didn’t know spiders were that smart or If you’re a cook or a carpenter or playing the ukulele you need math in fact the expansion of the universe Can be calculated using mathematical computations I? Can smell boobies on my calculator? Okay, but you just have to hold it upside down see Yes, I see What’s your favorite number Our community’s constant naturally or PI as it’s commonly known. It’s the key constant to any equation involving circular motion 3.14 my favorite numbers ripple, Stiltskin That that’s not a number yeah, it is no it’s not yeah That doesn’t make any sense yeah it does What that? how SUBSCRIBE TO ITSYEABOYBOBBY well This conversation is hurting my brain. I’m just stating the facts this this is not a fact okay that you can’t just You’re just seeing it without any proof know what I’m gonna do Well you go do what you need to do, but if Finity goes on forever, so there has to be a number called everything eventually including Rumpelstiltskin What You’re right That’s actually totally true it is Yeah like next-level mathematical philosophy Back now There’s lots of reasons. Why guys who’ve done view well, what else you remember Dylan? He broke up with me because I was moving too fast Too fast like he wanted to thing slow edu I Had a little trouble controlling myself So should I like? overdo it exactly hmm Oh wow Nice wedding dress, so where do you want to live anybody live? Like like you mean would work very silly We might be a little young and I was thinking for kids or maybe five our wheat you want more your kids For us to have I think I like the name Everly for a girl. Do you like it um? Ed Charlie judor of course I might have to check with my parents first who has type of parrots Charlie Wally We need to keep the trade chug it down the track choo-choo choo-choo choo-choo Just think how wonderful it will be when I can have you all to myself and we can hug and kiss it snuggle And that seagull fights no Don’t tickle me ever. I don’t like it. I once gave my cousin bloody nose. What do you think? He’s gross and slimy yucky he’s a frog oh My gosh what Sarah what you must have caught it for me caught what is there something on me? Don’t you see it the same thing to happen to me is happening to you Okay, I’m a late bloomer. You don’t have to rub it in women in him a Fairy tale has taken over your life What you just said if he’s the Frog I kind of leave it like that In the Frog Prince the princess services are golden ball of the pond and the Frog gets it for her Just like what happened with you and your phone Talk about some garbage bin and the Frog wants to be loved for the princess Just like I Charlie ups you to the dance. I am NOT a princess here. This is happening, No Happening nothing is happening. You know what you have to do Know I even got kids again. My life is not a fairy tale There has to be another way What is it unless I’m going to suggest this I’ll try anything goes against my rules I have no morals left. Please just tell me You have to lie to him Well, why? Like what? What kind to lie the bigger the better I’m bad at lie if you lie you break the trust and with no trust. There’s nothing I Don’t know if I could do this what I really bad it like I always get the hiccups Sara You can do this just believe in yourself You can be a liar This is all I have so far I Want to add some words, but it never turns out good Whoo except I did the sending part. It goes like this Doo doo doo? Bee doo doo doo bee doo bee doo doo doo doo bee doo doo doo bee doo bee doo doo? That’s really pretty Thanks a lot of math went into that if you listen to the patterns I used to have a ukulele when I was younger. Can you play no it was too hard I think it might still be my attic or something Well, the song is super easy. It’s just four chords Wow so are you ready for the dance? Oh? What Actually, I forgot to tell you something what SUBSCRIBE TO ITSYEABOYBOBBY My old boy Fred good uh-huh he Asked me to the dance before you oh so Are you gonna go with him? Well, I said I would so You know okay? Yeah, you should honor that yeah Who is he oh He’s Back stood Baxton yeah Pearson taught her I Don’t think I have any classes with them. No he’s he’s a year older What’s he like He’s different, yeah Like how like gets excited very easily and He’s super Douchey istick I’d say That’s fun Yeah he’s fun for sure and He surprises me a lot too because I thought he was kind of weird at first weird like kind of dirty and gross pit, and I thought that he was They stood is fine like I never been anyone like him before Do you like him Maybe a bit Or maybe a lot What it sounds like you still like him it does Yeah, I can tell from the way you’re talking sounds like you still Really like him. No. It’s it’s not like that. I just I meant like it’s okay I I can go to the dance with some of my friends It worked yeah totally So he’s gone. Yeah. He fell for it. He thinks I have a boyfriend. I’ll see your color after all I SUBSCRIBE TO ITSYEABOYBOBBY I don’t understand if you got what you wanted. Why are you sad? I’m not sad I? Don’t know what I am okay, I Thought I didn’t like him but That was before I knew him Lily we got the fairy tale wrong. What do you mean? he stopped the Frog I Am you’re not a frog then why do I feel like what no one’s a frog then it’s the wrong fairy tale Maybe it is huh maybe it is the wrong fairy tale Maybe it’s two very tails or Whole buncha fairies. What are you talking about immoral the frog princess, not just someone by their outer beauty But from what’s on the inside and you learned that so? Maybe a new fairy tale is taken over. You are so overthinking this. What did you get in your quiz for my phone? That was BuzzFeed. It said I was Rapunzel puzzle. I’m not Rapunzel. I can’t even say it safe in her Tower I don’t have a tower cranes let anyone in Noah. Don’t be dull but worries you’ll get hurt No The only way to let him in You said it yourself. It’s never wrong But proposal just waits around not this time I’m gonna get you ready for the dance You’re such a Cinderella Hi, hey Charlie two tickets oh, I just need one no problem have fun Thanks I Wrote this song for you I Did know what else to do to Tell you that really lies you Didn’t think it could be true But I do I do I do Thought you were weird But I was wrong So I wrote it in this song That I’m singing to you cuz I love You I? was afraid Told a big lie don’t really have a boyfriend. Oh, I only liked you ooh Yeah, it’s true It’s on the Don’t know what else to do But I’ll keep singing to to to be did it Dooby dooby doo doo – Doo be Doo doot Doo bee Doo bee Doo? – to – we need it to be to be dirty to do be did it SUBSCRIBE TO ITSYEABOYBOBBY SUBSCRIBE TO ITSYEABOYBOBBY

100 thoughts on “The Girl Without a Phone – a Frog Princess Story”

  1. New YAP movie out Friday June 21 – link to the premiere page here: https://youtu.be/0ustN7X-YHY "Everything You Ever Wanted"

  2. I shouldn’t be riding this thing but i need a wrench and all I have is a screwdriver. * bangs on tire with screwdriver *

  3. I honestly really don’t like how Sierra was acting in this episode. She was acting like one show ago she wasn’t wearing weird clothes, one friend, and no phone. She got bad fast

  4. Sierra: my favorite number is rumplestiltskin
    Me:🤦🏽‍♀️🤔😳😑🙄
    Also me:
    Still me: Charlie need to dump her

  5. This is my favorite episode or story I love it it's just so amazing I love her singing voice is beautiful I love y'all dresses by the way I loved the end of it it's a love story or romance story whatever beautiful just beautiful keep up the good work!

  6. Oh I thought it a boring story,but is not😊I love the last part and the song that she sing it’s really beautiful ❤️❤️

  7. MY HOME STATE NEW ORLEANS LOVE PRINCESS AND THE FROG YAY I CANT BELEIVE YALL DID THIS ONE IM LITTERLY CRYING RN

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