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TSP’s When you Cheat on your phone

TSP’s When you Cheat on your phone


A very good morning, ma’am.
Welcome to the Pineapple phones cafe. Would you like something?
Accessories? New specs? A demo? No, I’m good.
Thanks. Are you waiting for someone? I’m waiting for a friend. Ma’am, a girl and phone
can’t just be friends. and in today’s world a new phone
cannot be kept away for long. You never know, you may just find
your forever phone at this date. – Missed you so much!
– Missed you too. I hope that he didn’t come to know. No, but he’s started getting suspicious
for the past few days. How? Don’t we usually meet
on your laptop? Yeah, but he’d asked a sync permission
and I allowed it by mistake. – God, Apoorva! How did this happen?
– I don’t know… I can’t sneakily meet you like this
anymore, I’m fed up of this! I can’t use 2 phones. – I’m a middle-class girl, man.
– F*** the middle class! You’ve dated middle-class phones
all your life! It’s time to upgrade. But this ain’t happening
until you dump him. You think it’s that easy? Do you have any idea
how many nights I’ve spent with him? What about the nights
we’ve spent together? Firstly in that mall you couldn’t
take your eyes off my hoarding. Then it was on your laptop.
Don’t tell me it was nothing. My unboxing videos are bigger,
better and classier compared to him. Please speak softly. I remember everything. But, you won’t get it.
Forget it. No, I need to know. I’ve told you everything about myself,
haven’t I? I live in California, my parents live and
my upbringing happened in China? I’m ready to leave this all behind
and move to India with you. Don’t you think I deserve
at least that much? It started about 6 months back. I still remember everything. I had just broken up
with my ex-phone a blueberry. He slipped from my hand
and broke. I was so pissed that I bought home
the 1st phone that I saw. Hey, Apoorva!
Select your language. – English.
– English? Why not Hindi, Marathi
or Bhojpuri? I can also play Bhojpuri ringtones. Everything was great the 1st few days. I was won over by his speed
and the Android OS. Wow!
What speed! Have you seen the multitasking of your bro? He is somebody else’s brother. For you I’ll be friend always. But everything change
after a few days. He showed me who he truly was
within his black case. Baby, let’s play PUBG? She wants to play PUBG
with a 2gb RAM. Go and do something about your followers on
Instagram which are increasing day by day. Wants to play PubG. Can we try another in the potrait mode?
With depth affect? The depth effect? The one where
the background is blurry? Yeah. Okay, let me just transform myself
into DSLR? You’ve got the phone on EMI
but you want DSLR quality. – It’s been so long, guys.
– I know…That calls for a selfie. – Yes! Denovo – Dittu
– I think it’s hung. Let’s try it out
with my ‘My’ phone. Move closer, Apoorva. Smile! Did you want to take a selfie? Come on, pout… What else can you expect from them? You can buy them with an EMI plan
for 6 months but that’s all they last. Apoorva, I just need some clarity. – I hope I’m not a rebound phone for you.
– It’s like that at all. I genuinely like you. – Why don’t you sell him then?
– You think I haven’t had that thought? I have that thought every time
I see him hang. But who’d want to buy
a phone like this? And I don’t want to keep changing
my phones so often. I don’t want to be a phone slut. Wow! You didn’t think so much
when you were getting a new phone. Why are you thinking so much
when you’re selling it? Listen, it’s going to take a while after you
put up an Ad online and I can’t wait so long. Also I don’t want you to click
pictures of that denovo and post Ad’s after which people will call
you 10-12 times and say… Hello Ma’am we saw your ad,
will you sell you phone? For them to talk to you
in that manner. So I’ve planned it all. It’ll be done in 2 minutes on the Cashify
app and you’ll also get the best price. – But, he has my pictures.
– No worries. They’ll backup all your data and give it
to you. It’ll be safe with you. When you get the money and come
to the pineapple store, can you wear your jet black dress? You look cute in that. How do you want to dot it? You can take
me from here or online. It’s your wish. There’s a lot left to do.
User ID, password… – We’ll take the first selfie at Lonavala’s…
– Hold on, hold on… I’ve just broken up.
I need some time, you know? To… I get it. You turned out to be just like
the old customers. You phonezoned me, didn’t you? Listen, the next time you visit the
website, don’t waste a ‘My’ phone’s time. I won’t get a better phone than you,
‘My’ phone. No one can take better selfies
than you. that too in potrait mode so that my
Instagram page doesn’t look lonely. I only want to see your logo
when I turn the phone on and off. I only want to hear music
on ‘My’ tunes. – But…
– Syncing won’t be a problem. I’ll make sure. What if I accidentally drop you? I’ll bear the scratches and won’t
let the display get affected. Get a freeze test if I overheat. – If battery goes out purchase a new one and if nothing happens like these.
– I have 1 year warranty also.

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  2. Mene 2 phone liya tha ek mein 1gb ram tha jissne mujhe kai baar dhoka diya or ek me 2gb ram tha jo mujhe bahut garmi dikhata tha or garmi ke wajah se fat v gya tha or mein 2 saal se 4gb ram wala phone redmi note 4 ke sath ji rha hun pr ye sali v okaat dikha deti h jab mein pubg high graphics me khelna chahta hun tab thoda mere dil me darar aaya h iske saath reh kr or zaldi hi mein bewafai krne wala hun or 12gb ram wali ke sath relationship me aane wala hun.

  3. Mere pass ek micromax ka phone tha but kharidne ke 2 din bad hang hona suruhogaya jo bhi karthatha ek App kholne main ek ghanta lagtatha usko bech ke vivo ka phone laya

  4. Concept- out of the world
    Dialog,screenplay-superb
    Acting – Full of emotion.
    Just waooooooo n wahhhhhhhh wahhhhhh

  5. Loved ur concept really awesomeeee guyssss …..awesome concept awesome writing …awesome played really luvd it yr reallllyyy

  6. Guys where do you get ideas for this type of. Videos
    Koi soch bhi ni skta hai but jo baat hai video mast thi

  7. I used iPhone for 6 months but I literally getting bored from that then I buy a new one this is one plus6t I enjoyed lot with that

  8. I have never liked any videos of TSP, but only reason i hv subscribed TSP is coz Amitabh Bachchan has asked me to….DABAIYE.πŸ˜‚

  9. please stop copying rudy mancuso from his pineapple iphone videos. ….
    create somthing by urself. ….

  10. I have Vivo V3 and it's trash phone and I am gonna switch it to a new gaming phone red magic 3

  11. Ya I just smashed my old phone on a wall and bring new one.
    Wo to baad me Yaad bc osme se photo waigra nikalna to bhul hi Gaya tha.

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  13. I have been married to my husband for two years with no idea he was cheating. Suddenly i started noticing changes in his behavior, It seemed as though my life was spinning out of control getting to find out he has someone else. I confided in a friend who convinced and introduce me to a hacker [email protected] he was able to hack into my husband mobile phone. You can also send him a whatsapp messages +1 937-815-1491.

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