A very good morning, ma’am.
Welcome to the Pineapple phones cafe. Would you like something?
Accessories? New specs? A demo? No, I’m good.
Thanks. Are you waiting for someone? I’m waiting for a friend. Ma’am, a girl and phone
can’t just be friends. and in today’s world a new phone
cannot be kept away for long. You never know, you may just find
your forever phone at this date. – Missed you so much!
– Missed you too. I hope that he didn’t come to know. No, but he’s started getting suspicious
for the past few days. How? Don’t we usually meet
on your laptop? Yeah, but he’d asked a sync permission
and I allowed it by mistake. – God, Apoorva! How did this happen?
– I don’t know… I can’t sneakily meet you like this
anymore, I’m fed up of this! I can’t use 2 phones. – I’m a middle-class girl, man.
– F*** the middle class! You’ve dated middle-class phones
all your life! It’s time to upgrade. But this ain’t happening
until you dump him. You think it’s that easy? Do you have any idea
how many nights I’ve spent with him? What about the nights
we’ve spent together? Firstly in that mall you couldn’t
take your eyes off my hoarding. Then it was on your laptop.
Don’t tell me it was nothing. My unboxing videos are bigger,
better and classier compared to him. Please speak softly. I remember everything. But, you won’t get it.
Forget it. No, I need to know. I’ve told you everything about myself,
haven’t I? I live in California, my parents live and
my upbringing happened in China? I’m ready to leave this all behind
and move to India with you. Don’t you think I deserve
at least that much? It started about 6 months back. I still remember everything. I had just broken up
with my ex-phone a blueberry. He slipped from my hand
and broke. I was so pissed that I bought home
the 1st phone that I saw. Hey, Apoorva!
Select your language. – English.
– English? Why not Hindi, Marathi
or Bhojpuri? I can also play Bhojpuri ringtones. Everything was great the 1st few days. I was won over by his speed
and the Android OS. Wow!
What speed! Have you seen the multitasking of your bro? He is somebody else’s brother. For you I’ll be friend always. But everything change
after a few days. He showed me who he truly was
within his black case. Baby, let’s play PUBG? She wants to play PUBG
with a 2gb RAM. Go and do something about your followers on
Instagram which are increasing day by day. Wants to play PubG. Can we try another in the potrait mode?
With depth affect? The depth effect? The one where
the background is blurry? Yeah. Okay, let me just transform myself
into DSLR? You’ve got the phone on EMI
but you want DSLR quality. – It’s been so long, guys.
– I know…That calls for a selfie. – Yes! Denovo – Dittu
– I think it’s hung. Let’s try it out
with my ‘My’ phone. Move closer, Apoorva. Smile! Did you want to take a selfie? Come on, pout… What else can you expect from them? You can buy them with an EMI plan
for 6 months but that’s all they last. Apoorva, I just need some clarity. – I hope I’m not a rebound phone for you.
– It’s like that at all. I genuinely like you. – Why don’t you sell him then?
– You think I haven’t had that thought? I have that thought every time
I see him hang. But who’d want to buy
a phone like this? And I don’t want to keep changing
my phones so often. I don’t want to be a phone slut. Wow! You didn’t think so much
when you were getting a new phone. Why are you thinking so much
when you’re selling it? Listen, it’s going to take a while after you
put up an Ad online and I can’t wait so long. Also I don’t want you to click
pictures of that denovo and post Ad’s after which people will call
you 10-12 times and say… Hello Ma’am we saw your ad,
will you sell you phone? For them to talk to you
in that manner. So I’ve planned it all. It’ll be done in 2 minutes on the Cashify
app and you’ll also get the best price. – But, he has my pictures.
– No worries. They’ll backup all your data and give it
to you. It’ll be safe with you. When you get the money and come
to the pineapple store, can you wear your jet black dress? You look cute in that. How do you want to dot it? You can take
me from here or online. It’s your wish. There’s a lot left to do.
User ID, password… – We’ll take the first selfie at Lonavala’s…
– Hold on, hold on… I’ve just broken up.
I need some time, you know? To… I get it. You turned out to be just like
the old customers. You phonezoned me, didn’t you? Listen, the next time you visit the
website, don’t waste a ‘My’ phone’s time. I won’t get a better phone than you,
‘My’ phone. No one can take better selfies
than you. that too in potrait mode so that my
Instagram page doesn’t look lonely. I only want to see your logo
when I turn the phone on and off. I only want to hear music
on ‘My’ tunes. – But…
– Syncing won’t be a problem. I’ll make sure. What if I accidentally drop you? I’ll bear the scratches and won’t
let the display get affected. Get a freeze test if I overheat. – If battery goes out purchase a new one and if nothing happens like these.
– I have 1 year warranty also.