Now you can’t stop taking
them to bed with you and now you’re sharing the bathroom with them. I’m not talking about your man. I’m talking about your cell phone. A study in Newsweek magazine
says that 66% of us use our phones when we’re
using the bathroom. So when you’re getting that text or when
you match with that special someone on a dating app, they probably,
get this from the bathroom. So when it comes to the bathroom and cell phones, do you think that
cell phones are the new magazine? Remember how you used to see
that people had magazine racks? You don’t really see that anymore. People just scroll through Instagram
while they’re on the toilet.>>No, okay. I gotta say,
there is nothing worse than going to the bathroom, closing the door,
settling down, and going, damn, I forgot my phone.
>>[APPLAUSE]>>Yes, yes.>>Right, right? You sit there, and you legit get so bored, you start reading the back
of lotion bottles. You start trying to think about something to think about?
>>I get so desperate, Jeannie, if I don’t have anything to read I
dig into my trash on the side of the toilet and start reading.
>>Maybe I’m different. I be sitting there concentrating cuz I be trying to be focused.
>>No, no.>>You know, it’s just>>You never realize how short of an attention span we have nowadays until
you see you can’t even be in the bathroom without your phone.
>>I don’t take my phone because I’ve dropped my phone a lot of times in
the bathroom and have damaged it. And I’m tired->>No, it’s a one, two punch.
It’s a text, text, scroll-
>>No. Front to back and flush. Front to back and flush.
>>It slips out and it falls on the floor.>>Have you ever had to get your phone out of a situation?
>>Yeah.>>You dropped it in the toilet.>>That’s what I am talking about.>>Number one or number two? It would stay there with number two.
>>I would still fish it out with a number two. I would just move things aside.>>Ew.
>>God.>>Your cellphone, everybody’s gonna leave their phone-
>>You would go get your phone, don’t front. This is the real you would get your phone. How many of you guys would leave
your phone there in the toilet and just walk away? Exactly, how many of you would go get it? There you go, keeping it real. Thank you very much.
>>Wait, so what happened? Did you-
>>No, I had to get it out girl. I cleaned it out,
put that in some rice and called it a day.
>>No, it never works by the way. Yea, I tried that. It works for a little bit and
then after awhile. This is what I heard though, if your phone does touch water,
do not turn it on and off. Do not power it because that’s
when you short circuit it. Just leave it and the chances of it
coming back to life when it’s just on. When you it off or on,
you short circuit it right away.>>Now guys, could tell women when you don’t want them
to touch the phone, you know [LAUGH]>>[LAUGH]>>What, it dropped in the toilet and you don’t wanna tocuch his phone.
>>Yeah>>I don’t wanna touch anybody’s phone that now I know this.
>>Now with that sort of thing have you guys have heard the challenge
that guys have given girls, and people have given women?
>>No.>>That if you really wanna know if the man is being faithfulor not just grab
his phone, run into the bathroom and close the door. If that man tries to break down that door, you know something ain’t
right in that phone. If he’s like baby are you okay in there,
like open the phone, who cares? But if he’s trying to break down
that door, something ain’t right. Right.
>>[LAUGH]>>[LAUGH]>>Anbyody ever? Are you guys ever on the phone and
you’re talking to your friend, and obviously you go to the bathroom with your
friend shamelessly because you have to go to the bathroom.
>>Sure, you got the mute button.>>When you flush, you mute it?
>>Yes.>>And you wait til that sound is all the way down.
>>Yeah, I’ve done that to you.>>[LAUGH]
>>Sure.>>One time you were talking, I had to go to the bathroom, so I just put it on mute.
>>And she didn’t even notice, did she?>>Yeah, no.>>Cause I just keep going. [CROSSTALK]
>>I had to do that like, I don’t take it in the bathroom anymore,
but I know my friends when they’ve muted me.
>>Yes.>>Because I need an answer from them and you can’t, I’m like hello, hello. Yeah, I was here, using the bathroom, weren’t you?
>>You guys know what they find on phones, right? So you have to make sure->>The germs.
>>The germs>>After you use the phone while you’re in, make
sure you guys wash your phone afterwards.>>Why? What do you mean?
>>Girl, there’s all kind of like fecal matter on the phone.
>>Ever taking your phone to a public bathroom and laid it on that ledge?
>>No.>>No, I don’t even->>Yeah, where you gonna put your phone, you gotta unbutton and-
>>No.>>I could have a purse.
>>Or you’re->>Have phone safety, people, please.>>Or have you ever Facetime dsomebody, and they pick up the phone and
you see the angle from where they hold it. It’s from the chin, ceiling. You just know that they’re on the toilet. [LAUGH] You’ve seen that?
>>No I have not, and I hope never to.